Clean Bed from 'ANOTHER COLLECTION'
I saw a toilet in my dream
but things in dreams are not what they seem
and never wanting to abuse it
I’m pleased to say I didn’t use it
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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A shop did not have any loo rolls in. Should we use kitchen roll or old newspapers? Did the snooty shop think "Ooh, not going to the toilet; that's too nasty and 'common' for human beings". lol
I thought Loo Rolls was a pop star.
Is there a Loo Berles too? lol.
No - a Loo Beloo
Is Andy Pandy still in his pyjamas?!
Ah yes those childhood dreams that led to bedtime surprises and not of the pleasent type. That is not what one thinks of when one has a wet dream. A most fun read
Now they're a thing of the past - but I do get up regularly for a pee.
LoL Awe, very considerate but it would have been even funnier if you did 🌹 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
But if I did I would be too excrete to tell you.
Glad you didn’t! Knowing only too well that any toilet related dream could end up in an all mighty inconvenience of cleaning up. Superb read as always 👍🏻 Have a great weekend 😊
Cheers - u 2
Smart move! 🤣 Who knows where that toilet...er...rabbit hole would have gone! 😜 Great poem, Michael! Loved it and your cartoon! 🌹👏
Cheers T.
Excellent write Michael
So glad you didn't use it Michael. LOL
Andy
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