~> Your Local News Reporter!

Thad Wilk

G'day folks my name is Rosy Courter.

Your local NBC news reporter.

At my back AND front you will plainly see.

"Stoned Pigeons" hallucinating 'round me.

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Seems the residents are having a fit.

All stores and homes are covered in shit.

BUT, the Mayor came up with this bright idea.

How to make these winged bad boys disappear!

``

He had all the birdseed mixed lib'rally

with confiscated tabs of "LSD"?

Thought they'd trip out on it and fly away.

But the pigeons got hooked, their here to stay!

``

I'm getting 'dive bombed' it's freaking me out.

Their lookin' for my pers'nal stash no doubt!

Gotta sign off I'm ankle deep in POOP!

This is Rosy Courter with the latest scoop! ~

 

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  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 19th, 2025 08:57
  • Comment from author about the poem: A bit of pigeon humor folks! LOL! No pigeons were harmed during this news scoop! Though they were definitely stoned...
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 23
  • Users favorite of this poem: Cassie58, Jan bach
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  • Cassie58

    Your imagination is completely bonkers Thad. Where do these ideas evolve lol. I can’t stop laughing at stoned pigeons and crap everywhere. Make sure your stash is safe. Great rhyme. πŸ˜‚ Have a good Sunday.

    • Thad Wilk

      Hii Cassie!! πŸ‘‹ πŸ•ŠοΈ πŸ•ŠοΈ πŸ•ŠοΈ
      Thank you poetess!! 🌺
      Yes, my mind is completely
      bonkers I guess!! πŸ˜œπŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ₯΄
      Glad I could bring you
      a chuckle or two!!😘
      Best wishes πŸ€ πŸ€— 🌹 🐦 Thad

    • Eugene S.

      πŸ˜… Thanks for the laugh!

    • sorenbarrett

      I'm so glad that no pigeons were harmed. A most fun read and I hate bird shit.

      • Thad Wilk

        Howdy Soren!! πŸ‘‹ πŸ•ŠοΈ πŸ•ŠοΈ
        Thank you!! πŸ‘
        I hate bird shit too!!πŸ₯΄πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«
        Y'all have a great day!!
        Best regards ✌️ Thad

      • orchidee

        Good write Thad. lol.

        • Thad Wilk

          Howdy Orchidee!! πŸ‘‹ 😁
          Thank you for
          Your 'good' comment!! 🍺
          Keep a smiling!! πŸ˜„
          Best regards ✌️ Thad

        • Tristan Robert Lange

          Whew! Nothing wrong with stoned pigeons! πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« 🀣 This made me laugh, my friend. Well done!

          • Thad Wilk

            Hii ya Tristan!! πŸ‘‹πŸ˜
            Thank you!! πŸ‘
            Glad I could bring you
            a chuckle or two,!!🀣
            Best regards ✌️ Thad

            • Tristan Robert Lange

              You’re welcome, my friend!

            • Goldfinch60

              Great fun words Thad.

              Andy

              • Thad Wilk

                Hii ya Andy!! πŸ‘‹ πŸ•ŠοΈπŸ•ŠοΈ
                Thank you for visiting!!
                Keep a smiling. 😁
                Best regards ✌️ Thad

              • Jan bach

                LOVE IT. So funny, and clever. Great write.



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