Adventures of Mary and Harry (1).
Hairy Mary.
Was getting ready for
Passion but she
Got her knickers.
In a twist.
Hairy Mary tried.
To mount happy Harry.
She slipped and.
And Harry didn’t get
His wish..
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Harry was feeling horny.
Mary was making a list.
No foreplay don't take long.
Harry complied with
Mary's wish.
Mary laid on the bed.
Harry got on with it.
When Harry was done.
Mary had finished her list.
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Mary was due home very soon.
Harry was meant to tidy the room.
Mary went completely berserk.
Kicked Harry where it really hurt.
Now Harry has balls like balloons.
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Author:
Tobani / Nataiella (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Bit of fun for the weekend, hope you have a lovely one.
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Comments7
Great fun.Brightened my day
Thank you very much appreciated
Poor Harry 'twas not merry because of hairy Mary. Hairy wished to tarry Mary was contrary kicked him in the berry which he was unable to parry. All I want to know is what happened to Larry and Rosemary. A fun read that brightened the day
Thank you very much appreciated
Harry has balls like balloons
He'll be appearing in
A South Park cartoon
Anytime soon!
Enjoyed the read!
Thank you kindly, have a great weekend
Kinda wondering what happened to Jack… or is this another ‘Mary’? Still a fun read as promised 🙏🏻🕊
That's a different Mary, thank you for your kind words, very much appreciated
Thought so… you’re very welcome 🙏🏻🕊
A lot of fun. These are great! Happy weekend, my friend!
Thank you and you too
You're welcome
Love it
Thank you, have a great weekend
You're welcome, have a great weekend
Good fun words Tobani. I hope Harry recovers.
Andy
I hope so,he does go through the ringer!!, enjoy the rest of your day
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