The Adventures of Mary & Harry(1)

Poetic Licence

Adventures of Mary and Harry (1).

 

Hairy Mary.

Was getting ready for

Passion but she

Got her knickers.

In a twist.

 

Hairy Mary tried.

To mount happy Harry.

She slipped and.

And Harry didn’t get

His wish..

 

Tobani Jan 2025.

 

Harry was feeling horny.

Mary was making a list.

No foreplay don't take long.

Harry complied with

Mary's wish.

 

Mary laid on the bed.

Harry got on with it.

When Harry was done.

Mary had finished her list.

 

Tobani Jan 2025.

 

Mary was due home very soon.

Harry was meant to tidy the room.

Mary went completely berserk.

Kicked Harry where it really hurt.

Now Harry has balls like balloons.

 

Tobani Jan 2025.

  • Author: Tobani / Nataiella (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 22nd, 2025 03:52
  • Comment from author about the poem: Bit of fun for the weekend, hope you have a lovely one.
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 21
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  • David Wakeling

    Great fun.Brightened my day

    • Poetic Licence

      Thank you very much appreciated

    • sorenbarrett

      Poor Harry 'twas not merry because of hairy Mary. Hairy wished to tarry Mary was contrary kicked him in the berry which he was unable to parry. All I want to know is what happened to Larry and Rosemary. A fun read that brightened the day

      • Poetic Licence

        Thank you very much appreciated

      • Mutley Ravishes

        Harry has balls like balloons
        He'll be appearing in
        A South Park cartoon
        Anytime soon!

        Enjoyed the read!

        • Poetic Licence

          Thank you kindly, have a great weekend

        • arqios

          Kinda wondering what happened to Jack… or is this another ‘Mary’? Still a fun read as promised 🙏🏻🕊

          • Poetic Licence

            That's a different Mary, thank you for your kind words, very much appreciated

            • arqios

              Thought so… you’re very welcome 🙏🏻🕊

            • Tristan Robert Lange

              A lot of fun. These are great! Happy weekend, my friend!

            • Tony36

              Love it

              • Poetic Licence

                Thank you, have a great weekend

                • Tony36

                  You're welcome, have a great weekend

                • Goldfinch60

                  Good fun words Tobani. I hope Harry recovers.

                  Andy

                  • Poetic Licence

                    I hope so,he does go through the ringer!!, enjoy the rest of your day



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