Confused?

orchidee

Are you a confused laddie or lassie?

Winston Churchill once said of someone

Something similar to this:

 

'When he is about to say something, he has nothing much to say really

When he says it, it's not worth hearing it

When he's said it, he forgot what he said!'

 

Or it could be:

'I will tell you this once

Then you relay back what I just said to you

Then I tell you again what I said to you the first time!'

(Long-winded!)

 

Oh yes, why use 5 words when 20 will do?

You could waffle on and on!

 

We're having dinner now -

Fido and I are having a roast

KP's having Fido's old bone in the kennel!'

LOL

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 26th, 2025 11:56
  • Comment from author about the poem: Confused?! lol
  • Category: Humor
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  • 𓆩Mase𓆪

    I hope a laddie...

    • orchidee

      Thanks M. I forgot what I said the first time, as I had a blip, and had to re-type this (so-called) poem from memory! lol.

    • 𓆩Mase𓆪

      Oh yeah, when I first looked at it, the poem was way shorter. Nice write Orchi.

      • orchidee

        But it didn't upload the first version - just went blank.

      • Cheeky Missy

        KP in the doghouse, eh? That's upside-down last I checked. Enjoy dinner, I guess.

        • orchidee

          Thanks CM. lol.

        • sorenbarrett

          Sounds like left overs to me. Fun read Orchi

          • orchidee

            Thanks SB. lol.

          • ForeverJesus7

            Wait... What? D-Huh? (Scratching my head about the poem)

            Persistence is key

            • orchidee

              It's my 'Mad Adventures' series No. 8463 - though I've lost count of the number really. lol.

              • ForeverJesus7

                Ooooooooh...

              • Doggerel Dave

                Now that you have acknowledged the problem, your insight is amazing, Orchi......

                • orchidee

                  Thank you D. lol.

                • Tristan Robert Lange

                  Wait, now I am confused! LOL! Not really, tell Fido I said hi and pat KP on the head for me! LOL! Or is it the other way around 😵‍💫🤷‍♂️🤣

                • Cassie58

                  I am a lassie and not at all confused Orchi. As for KP, she should be enjoying that roast dinner and Fido should be in the dog house with his bone. Poor KP.

                  • orchidee

                    Thank you C. Yes, poor KP. lol.

                  • Goldfinch60

                    You always have been confused Orchi. Remember when you invented your wheel it had four sides!

                    Andy

                    • orchidee

                      Thank you Gold. Yes, the wheel. lol.

                    • Thomas W Case

                      Fantastic.

                      • orchidee

                        Thanks T.

                      • arqios

                        Good write O 🕊🙏🏻

                        • orchidee

                          Thank you A.



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