Arghh! Me Lent resolution failed
After just one day - well, five minutes really!
It was 'Be nice to KP in Lent'
Woof! says Fido
'You knew it wouldn't last', he says to me
'Dunno why you bothered to make that promise
You knew you would break it
Cos KP's still in my kennel, for one thing
While I'm in the lap of luxury
And when will you stop feeding her my old bones?
That's all she gets to eat these days'
'I know you greet her each morning, saying
'You're looking more trout-like each day, my dear'
'That's how you failed Lent after five minutes!'
What if the boot was on the other foot? as the saying goes
Well, it can't be
Cos KP has put this ball and chain on my ankle
And thrown away the key
So I can't put any boots on anyway!
LOL
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orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Mad Adventure of Orchi and KP No.6,483. LOL.
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Perhaps it’s time for some lentil soup 🍲🙏🏻🕊
Yes lol.
Lent promises like new year resolutions last about as long as you can still hear the words. Nicely written Orchi
Thank you SB.
You are decidedly more nutty than a topic .. much much more ..
Thanks N. lol.
A very entertaining read, much enjoyed
Thank you PL.
You are very welcome
Excellent write
Thank you T.
You're welcome
Fun stuff.
Thanks T. lol.
I thought maybe I'd participate in lent (I've never done it before) and I didn't realize it was 40 days. I think both of us can start over again!
Thanks N. Yes - it can be giving up something, or taking on something, or even both. There's no rules or laws about it though.
Good fun words Orchi.
Andy
Thank you Gold. lol.
It's just terrible, ain't it? 🤣 What's shackled guy to do? LOL! Made me laugh for sure, my friend!
Thanks T. Oh woe! lol.
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