Hi...I hate Bus stops so many weirdos get the bus.
Not that you’re a weirdo you seem nice.
I’m Wendy by the way. I hate my name.
So what’s your name? Don’t tell me let me guess.
You look like a Joseph...no it is Harold.
You know I don’t normally talk to people at Bus stops.
But today I’m in a good mood so here goes.
I’m Sagittarius which means I’m very impatient.
I don’t believe I am I just don’t like waiting for stuff.
I mean, you know when you get to the shop and
there’s a line to pay. I hate that. I mean I only have
one blouse and have to wait.
I’m supposed to dislike clingy people. You are
not clingy are you? I don’t know what that is anyway.
I supposed to like travelling but I haven’t been anywhere really.
What sign are you? Cancer I bet. You look like a Cancer.
I think I’m okay looking. My girlfriend says I should
go into modelling. I don’t know you have to vane for that.
So what do you do? I work in accounts. So boring.
Anyway here’s the bus finally. It was nice meeting you.
How come you don’t speak are you a retard.
Why have you got a dog with you? I hate dogs.
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David Wakeling (
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Easy to forget the blind part, the sunnies don’t always give it away, and neither do the dogs 🙏🏻🕊️
Oh I think Wendy would have had trouble anyway.Thanks for commenting
Most likely 😊 you’re welcome, mate🙏🏻🕊
I have met people like this and further she seems a metaphor for all the information asked and gleaned from vendors, internet and sold to data brokers. A fun read David
yes she certainly doesn't listen or give anyone a chance.Thanks for commenting
I think we have all met people like that, to wrapped up in their own world they cannot see what is right in front of them, enjoyed the read
Excellent write David
Thank you compadre
You're welcome
Good write David. Someone spoke to me at a bus stop. They said 'This bus stop has been out of use for some time'. I had been waiting there for 5 years! LOL.
Patience will in the end overcome all obstacles.You might have been quicker to walk Thanks for commenting
Fine words David, there are many of these people around.
Andy
Sadly you are right.Thanks for commenting
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