Daft Obsession

orchidee

This 'verify' thingy

Here, there, and everywhere

Is driving me to an obsession. lol.

 

For the record, I'm not human

I'm half human, half guinea pig

But go to Specsavers

If ya look at my pic

And think they are two.....

Rats, mice, jerboas, voles, otters

Or even two elephants, dinosaurs, giraffes - whatever!

 

KP's inhuman

I can't post a pic of her

It's so scary, you'll never recover

Never be the same again!

Heehee

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 20th, 2025 13:49
  • Comment from author about the poem: More daftness! LOL.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 21
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  • sorenbarrett

    It's all a trick for AI to recognize its own kind and has nothing to do with being human. A fun read Orchi

    • orchidee

      Yes lol. Thank you SB.

    • Tristan Robert Lange

      There once was a bloke who was daft
      While floating downstream on a raft
      He took Fido his dog,
      And his trout on that log,
      Who knocked him right off it and laughed.

      Or something daft like that! 🤣 All jokes, aside, this was.a fun read, Orchi.

      • orchidee

        Doh! That'll be me! lol. Thank you T.

        • Tristan Robert Lange

          LOL! You are most welcome, Orchi! Just glad you have a sense of humor. hehe!

        • arqios

          Good writing O🙏🏻🕊️

          • orchidee

            Thank you A.

          • Goldfinch60

            Fun read Orchi.

            • orchidee

              Thank you Gold.

            • Poetic Licence

              Specsavers not needed, enjoyed the read

              • orchidee

                Thank you PL.



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