Writing this in the UK....
You seen that 'U'?
Or has it gone from your keyboard?
You know, the letter you use
In words such as colour, humour, etc
They appear often as color, humor, etc
You seen that yew tree?
Is not the same as 'you' or 'U'
Cos it's a tree!
But how do you text 'you' as 'U'
If ya go no U on ya phone?!
I'm rambling now
Rambling in this wood
Waffling on really, talking rubbish
(No change there then for me?!)
There are some yew trees
Or it could be Ewww
If I see something nasty there
Heehee
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Published: March 22nd, 2025 03:21
- Comment from author about the poem: A h*moro*s poem for yo* to read. I've lost that * (U) now! LOL.
- Category: Humor
- Views: 25
- Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange, GenXer Shamrocker āļø, Cheeky Missy
Comments7
You sure it wasn't ewe fleas not yew trees. What of the grey or the gray do sheep come in that color? Or are they just black and white? A great poem Orchi one of your best hymns excluded of course.
Thank you SB. This might be a hymn-poem too. lol.
Good fun poem.Enjoyed reading
Thank you D.
I used to get into trouble for spelling with a āuā. It must be a French spin off or something šš»šļø
Thank you A. I use too man 'u's sometimes, as in 'humourous' - should be 'humorous' Spell-check don't like 'humourous' word anyway.
Uās are good as doo-waps as well šš»šļø
An entertaining read for a relaxing weekend, enjoyed
Thank you PL.
You are very welcome
I f und the u my friend. But, I have l st my " " and cann t find it. If it landed back with y u, we can swap. C l? Let me know, rchi. h, and great p em! šš¹šš¤£
I found it! Ooooh, thank you T. Ooohhh, thanks for looking in. Ooohhh, etc, etc! LOL.
Who is 'richie h.'? That's what it looks like. lol.
Oh, he\'s a great guy! Not, quite Richie S. formerly of Bon Jovi fame, but he's "half way there and still living on a prayer". š„š¤£
L9ve it
Thank you T.
You're welcome
Yew mist let the splilling af ovvers be alowed Archi.
Indy.
Thanks Indy. lol.
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