Help! lol.

orchidee

Help! lol.

There's a fire, but I can't get out

There's only one Fire Door Exit

And it says 'This door must be kept closed at all times'

So I can't ever open it! Doh!

 

And - You seen Bill Stickers or Bill Posters?

They caught him yet?

They're gonna prosecute him

Dunno why! Heehee.

 

Are these ditties humourous, or humorous?

I think it's 'humorous'

Now there's word that loses a 'u'

But 'humour' many be spelt 'humor' by some folk

You seen that 'U' yet? - from a previous poem

 

Woof! time for Fido's walkies

Well, he walks on his own

While I put a lead on KP

And take HER for walkies!

LOL.

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 1st, 2025 15:17
  • Comment from author about the poem: More merriment!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 27
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  • sorenbarrett

    Those spelling issues always lead to poetic issues. As for Fido and KP why not let KP walk Fido and kill two birds with one stone?

    • orchidee

      Thank you SB. You killing two birds with one stone? Aww , why they keep killing birds with stones? (heehee)

    • arqios

      Lots of quirky stuff up and around… we used to take naps of them to put in a scrapbook. 🕊🙏🏻When the kids were young.

      • orchidee

        Thank you A.

        • arqios

          Snaps lol. You’re welcome O🕊️🙏🏻

        • Doggerel Dave

          So long as you can still lol.

          • orchidee

            Thank you D.

          • Goldfinch60

            Enjoy your walkies Orchi.

            Andy

            • orchidee

              Thank you Gold.

            • Neilton

              Loved ittt! You combine HumoUr and poetry perfectly

              • orchidee

                Thank U, N. lol.

              • Poetic Licence

                Loved the read, entertaining and funny



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