Help! lol.
There's a fire, but I can't get out
There's only one Fire Door Exit
And it says 'This door must be kept closed at all times'
So I can't ever open it! Doh!
And - You seen Bill Stickers or Bill Posters?
They caught him yet?
They're gonna prosecute him
Dunno why! Heehee.
Are these ditties humourous, or humorous?
I think it's 'humorous'
Now there's word that loses a 'u'
But 'humour' many be spelt 'humor' by some folk
You seen that 'U' yet? - from a previous poem
Woof! time for Fido's walkies
Well, he walks on his own
While I put a lead on KP
And take HER for walkies!
LOL.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Published: May 1st, 2025 15:17
- Comment from author about the poem: More merriment!
- Category: Humor
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- Users favorite of this poem: Cheeky Missy, Poetic Licence
Comments6
Those spelling issues always lead to poetic issues. As for Fido and KP why not let KP walk Fido and kill two birds with one stone?
Thank you SB. You killing two birds with one stone? Aww , why they keep killing birds with stones? (heehee)
Lots of quirky stuff up and around… we used to take naps of them to put in a scrapbook. 🕊🙏🏻When the kids were young.
Thank you A.
Snaps lol. You’re welcome O🕊️🙏🏻
So long as you can still lol.
Thank you D.
Enjoy your walkies Orchi.
Andy
Thank you Gold.
Loved ittt! You combine HumoUr and poetry perfectly
Thank U, N. lol.
Loved the read, entertaining and funny
Thank you PL.
You are very welcome
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