Who said that?

sorenbarrett

If a frog had wings it wouldn't have to bump its ass
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a monkey of brass
May you live long enough to see your grave covered with grass
Running from the sun be the one your shadow to pass

 

Even a blind hog can root up an acorn now and then
Runs as fast as a three legged hen
Faster than a one legged man in a butt kckin contest with ten men
He's so tight, to see Jesus riding a bike, he wouldn't pay a yen

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  • Teddy.15

    lol imagery rich an hilarious scene indeed. 🌹

    • sorenbarrett

      Thank you my friend for your read and kind encouragement your words mean a great deal

    • Salvia.S

      LOL, pure comedy gold!

      • sorenbarrett

        Thanks Salvia your words of encouragement fuel the fire under the muse's seat. They are appreciated.

      • David Wakeling

        I had to smile at this one. Well constructed and a fun read

        • sorenbarrett

          Thank you so much for the read David your encouragement is most appreciated and valued.

        • arqios

          Now here’s one to keep🙏🏻🕊️

          • sorenbarrett

            Thanks Cryptic for the encouragement. You pick up these sayings over the years and some stick in the mind

            • arqios

              They are also nice to have them featured in a poem or two when it suits🕊️🙏🏻

            • Tristan Robert Lange

              Now this made me laugh, dearest Soren, and that was much needed today. Thank you so much, my friend! 🌹👏

              • sorenbarrett

                I'm so glad Tristan a laugh is worth a thousand words. I appreciate your read and support.

                • Tristan Robert Lange

                  Indeed, it is healing medicine. You are welcome, my friend.

                • Friendship

                  Nicely said.Your poem is a hilarious take on life's ridiculousness, using humor and colloquial language to show that, sometimes, you have to laugh at the absurdity of it all. It's full of over-the-top comparisons and down-to-earth imagery that highlight the quirks of life, the inevitability of aging and death, and the stubbornness of human nature. The subject matter is all about embracing the weirdness of life and finding the humor in our shared human experience. Sometimes a poem's mission is to tickle your funny bone while sneakily dropping some knowledge on human nature and life's ridiculous moments, all via humor and wacky imagery. Humor's like a superhero cape that helps you cope with life's absurdities and challenges. This poem is a playful yet poignant romp through life's quirks, delivered in a voice and style that's all its own.

                  • sorenbarrett

                    Thank you so much for your read and kind interpretations they are most appreciated. Being able to laugh at ourselves is critical for our health.

                  • Lorenz

                    Jesus is back riding a bike !

                    • sorenbarrett

                      I'm not paying to see it. Thanks Lorenz for the read and support.

                    • Tony36

                      Excellent write

                      • sorenbarrett

                        Thank you Tony it's appreciated

                        • Tony36

                          You're welcome

                        • Goldfinch60

                          Good fun words soren, keep kickin' those butts.

                          Andy

                          • sorenbarrett

                            Thanks Andy some things just stick in the brain until spit out the mouth. Appreciate the read and comment



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