If a frog had wings it wouldn't have to bump its ass
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a monkey of brass
May you live long enough to see your grave covered with grass
Running from the sun be the one your shadow to pass
Even a blind hog can root up an acorn now and then
Runs as fast as a three legged hen
Faster than a one legged man in a butt kckin contest with ten men
He's so tight, to see Jesus riding a bike, he wouldn't pay a yen
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lol imagery rich an hilarious scene indeed. 🌹
Thank you my friend for your read and kind encouragement your words mean a great deal
LOL, pure comedy gold!
Thanks Salvia your words of encouragement fuel the fire under the muse's seat. They are appreciated.
I had to smile at this one. Well constructed and a fun read
Thank you so much for the read David your encouragement is most appreciated and valued.
Now here’s one to keep🙏🏻🕊️
Thanks Cryptic for the encouragement. You pick up these sayings over the years and some stick in the mind
They are also nice to have them featured in a poem or two when it suits🕊️🙏🏻
Now this made me laugh, dearest Soren, and that was much needed today. Thank you so much, my friend! 🌹👏
I'm so glad Tristan a laugh is worth a thousand words. I appreciate your read and support.
Indeed, it is healing medicine. You are welcome, my friend.
Jesus is back riding a bike !
I'm not paying to see it. Thanks Lorenz for the read and support.
Excellent write
Thank you Tony it's appreciated
You're welcome
Good fun words soren, keep kickin' those butts.
Andy
Thanks Andy some things just stick in the brain until spit out the mouth. Appreciate the read and comment
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