There will now be a short Intermission.
Our Sales Staff will be in all parts of my Webpage selling: Choc- Ices , Soft drinks and Pop Corn.
This being the tale of a man named Crier,
Who has the High Reputation of a Habitual Liar.
The things that he's claimed to have done in the past:
Would leave you quite Flummoxed; and a little aghast.
He's descended he swears from 'Good Queen Bess':
But the Virginal Queen 'Repelled Boarders' at best.
And to have Sailed around the World;
Twice up to date:
But was 'Blowing his lunch' on the town's boating lake.
Once Dated an Actress from Hollywood he said:
But it's 'Am Dram' Betty that's sharing his bed.
A Contender he Brags in the Pugilist game:
But was 'Felled' by a Drunk,
So it adds to his shame.
And the London Marathon he moved in quick time:
But an Ambulance is fast when a life's on the line.
Another Fib, and occasional boast,
How he once fought a Shark on the Florida Coast.
But amusingly enough by all reports:
It was a Surfboard Fin;
And he Fouled his Shorts.
So this is Sebastian, Machiavellian to a fault;
Take whatever he says with a Shovel of Salt.
So; all things considered you'll find unsurprising;
He has a safe regular job -
In Advertising.
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Author:
Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (
Online)
- Published: May 7th, 2025 15:50
- Category: Humor
- Views: 1
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