Hi all poets!
While I wait for 'spiritual' muse to return
And them hymn-poems
Though ya wish I wouldn't sing each one 20 times
Cos ya can't stand me screeching!
Just checking, meanwhile
Are ya still human?
If not, how did ya get in here
To write poems or comment on 'em?! heehee
But don't ya know
I sneaked in 'ere
Cos I'm half guinea-pig, half human
Guess which half is which - lol
It don't let KP in
Cos it don't admit old botox trouts!
Oohh, I'm 'orrible to her!
It lets Fido in
Cos it thinks he's a super-intelligent human
Cos he knows 99% of all there is to know! heehee
And he must check all the poems
In case the 18+ box has not been ticked
If it ought to be ticked
Or else he will bark ferociously at ya!
All this rubbish is true, ya know!
😁😂
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Sub-titles of this one: 'A load of rubbish'. Or: 'How to waste about 23 seconds reading this poem, if you've nothing better to do!' lol.
- Category: Humor
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Comments11
Excellent Write
Thank you T.
You're welcome
Nice bit of fun, enjoyed
Thank you PL.
You are very welcome
Guinea pig, trout, dog, botox are these disqualifying elements for heaven? Always a fun read Orchi.
Thank you T. Well, no, except the botox. Argh! If KP's there, we will see each other for eternity. 🙂
General Kenobi, calling General Kenobi, a couple of guinea pigs are messing with the intercom! 🤣 Loved this my friend. 🌹👏
Phew - don't say someone actually recognised them as two guinea pigs in my pic, despite my hundreds(?) of poems saying they are not mice, rats, nor even elephants! lol.
LOL! Guinea pigs rock and the world better know it!
Codswollop it may be, but I cannot shake off the feeling that you may be trying to tell me something.... although what that might be... remains, I wouldn't call it a mystery....but...
Thank you Dave. Oh I dunno, we could say: 'Since when was [insert name of person] human?! lol
Yeh.... that would be form 107 Section (b) would it not?
23 seconds now wasted then Orchi. LOL.
Andy
Yes lol.
The waiting won’t be that long! 🕊🙏🏻
lol.
Believe it! 🙏🏻🕊️
Silly is as silly does. Love it!
Thank you H. More nutty people outside the asylum than in it?! lol.
No question about that.
Funny stuff.
Thank you T. lol.
A fun read. Orchi. Nicely done. 🙂
Thank you T.
lol - good use of your imaginative powers - enjoyed
Thanks N. lol.
always welcome - like the tongue in cheek style
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