Now I gotta keep checking up
Before I return to hymn-poems, hopefully soon
Are ya all still human there?
Do ya recognise two guinea pigs in my pic?
I told ya - they're piggies
Not rats, mice, rabbits
Not even elephants or giraffes!
If ya think so
Ya best go to Specsavers!
C'mon now, we can't have non-humans on here
Half-humans maybe, like me
I'm half-human, half guinea pig really
Did it take me long to write this rubbish?!
Nope, only about an average
Of 23 seconds
Words came to me naturally
Like when ya empty a dustbin! heehee
But I don't empty my dustbins
Before I've picked out the leftovers
To feed to KP, of course
While Fido and I have roast dinners
Strawberries and cream
Caviar and salmon - all that stuff
I'm horrible to her
She sleeps in the dog's kennel still
While Fido is tucked up in bed!
Heehee.
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: May 23rd, 2025 09:48
- Comment from author about the poem: Ohh, it's nutty, potty, daft, whatever! LOL.
- Category: Humor
- Views: 23
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Comments8
What's that saying? It takes one to know one.
Thank you 2. lol.
Loved the humour!
Thank you S. lol.
A nice bit of humour to end the week, enjoyed the read
Thanks PL.
You are very welcome
Ah what would this site be without Orchi? The saga goes on. Made my day.
Thank you SB. It's that, at times eccentric, poet Orchi again! lol.
Fun write Orchi.
Thank you Gold. lol.
Good write O🙏🏻🕊️
Thank you A. lol.
Welcome O🙏🏻🕊️
lol. Superb
Thank you T. LOL. It's 'Mad Adventures of Orchi No.7845784' or somewhere near that figure. Heehee.
you know - i feel sorry for the 'half human-half guinea pig'-lol
enjoyed the humor - and enjoy your strawberries and cream
Thank you N. lol.
always welcome
keep enjoying life - that's the spirit
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