Eh?? Or Wot??
Rather common expression, the latter there
But wot? Ya got nothin' to say
Writers block?
Doh! Just say it anyway
Any old rubbish - I do, well ,sometimes
I never asked ya to think of me
That I writes rubbish ALL the time!
C'mon now, waffle on and on
Always use 20 words when 5 will do
Or 50 words when 10 will do!
Make poems interminably long
Does anyone actually read to the end
Of VERY long poems?! heehee.
And if ya got a bit of time to spare
Ya an always 'like' your own poems
Only once, mind ya
Or it slips back to the previous total
If ya try to 'like' a poem twice
Ya might even waste
Oh, I dunno, summat like 42 seconds
Reading this tripe
And - Why is the answer always '42'?
As some wag said
Well, it makes maths easier:
The answer to:
7 x 6
11 x 35
3,486.34 x 4,863.76
Is 42 every time!
It's how Fido passed his maths exams!
LOL
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Waste a few seconds reading this rubbish! lol.
- Category: Humor
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Comments7
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Interesting and confusing piece my friend 🤣
Thank you B. lol.
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Love it
Thank you T. lol.
You're welcome
Orchi this site would not be the same without you. Keep up the work it puts a smile on everyone's face. If an old curmudgeon like me can ask you to write more Hymns when he hasn't been to church in years you are doing something right. A fun read
Thank you curmudgeon, erm, SB. lol.
One time stream of consciousness was all the go;
But now I have the freedom to say 'no',
I don't think I will 'cos you pass the time
As I pass a motion and think of a rhyme.
(Works better than senna tea, I tell ya....)
Thank you D. lol.
Nice one orchi
Silly and funny
Thanks you R.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
Thank you Gold. lol.
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