Jack and Jill

Poetic Licence


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Jack and Jill Fun Times (1).

 

Jack's wife's sex drive was getting too much.

Whatever he did Jack could not keep it up.

He felt he was under constant sexual attack.

Until finally Jack ended up flat on his back.

Now Jill has a toy and a large battery pack.

 

Tobani Jan 2025.

 

Jack did not like his wife's new cat.

He didn’t get on with animals like that.

The cat knew Jack didn't like him.

So waited for Jack to start dozing.

Then went and had a crap in his lap.

 

Tobani Jan 2025.

 

Jill opened the box of her new friend.

To use it she didn't know where to begin.

She got comfy laid out fully on the bed.

Low speed, high speed and spin the head.

Jill is so happy she doesn't want it to end.

 

Tobani Jan 2025

  • Author: Tobani / Nataiella (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 7th, 2025 02:35
  • Comment from author about the poem: Just a bit of fun
  • Category: Unclassified
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