Notice of absence from Poetic Licence
I have many problems but unlike others, the fear of dying today is not one of them, for that I am grateful.
I have many problems but unlike others, the fear of dying today is not one of them, for that I am grateful.
Jack and Jill Fun Times (1).
Jack's wife's sex drive was getting too much.
Whatever he did Jack could not keep it up.
He felt he was under constant sexual attack.
Until finally Jack ended up flat on his back.
Now Jill has a toy and a large battery pack.
Tobani Jan 2025.
Jack did not like his wife's new cat.
He didn’t get on with animals like that.
The cat knew Jack didn't like him.
So waited for Jack to start dozing.
Then went and had a crap in his lap.
Tobani Jan 2025.
Jill opened the box of her new friend.
To use it she didn't know where to begin.
She got comfy laid out fully on the bed.
Low speed, high speed and spin the head.
Jill is so happy she doesn't want it to end.
Tobani Jan 2025
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Author:
Tobani / Nataiella (Pseudonym) (
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Thanks for the fun Tobani when I was young my sister had a cat that hated my brother as much as he hated it. It would find his shoes and do its thing in them.
Thank you
That couple Jack and Jill always up to some tricks.Good fun read mi amigo
Thank you
Wow, how intriguing! I really liked it. Thanks for sharing. Cheers.
Thank you, enjoy the rest of your weekend
Dang! You were not, I repeat NOT supposed to make me laugh so heartily and so irresistibly in concluding when Jack suffered so much. I declare! You're a regular riot! Poor Jack. Oh well. Hope they manage to still live happily ever after. Excellently rendered with superbly tasteful imagery and a damning poignancy, not to mention a dose of irresistible humor. Thank you for sharing.
Happy to make you laugh, take care
Good writes PL. The second one reminded me of a tongue-twister - The church cat crept into the crypt and did a c....!' lol
They are vindictive animals, enjoy the rest of your weekend
Too late for a marriage counsellor and veterinarian?
Neva mind it takes all sports (I think I mean sorts..)
Good laugh Tobani.
Thank you
Fun writes Tobani.
Andy
Thank you
Not the Version I remember at School sadly.
Nice one.
Thank you, enjoy the rest of your day
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