Yummy! Cake and strawberries
The cake is from when I invited ya for a chat
Fo a cup o' tea and a slice of cake
Pop round soon - the cake's not gone mouldy
Though I've had it for 500 years! heehee.
And the strawberries are for when
We're gonna eat that moon together
Oh, I dunno
It might be an orange or banana moon
Or even a green cabbage moon
It'll be green to ya
If ya have had too much tipple!
Ya can have cream on those strawberries
Ya can have pies too - pork pies.... whatever
See ya there at the feast! LOL.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Pop round soon! lol.
- Category: Humor
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I'll take cream with my strawberries and cake you can hold my cabbage please. Good write Orchi
Thank you SB.
Cabbage moon what a thought!!!, enjoyed the read
Thank you PL. lol.
You are very welcome
Yummy! Let's feign I'm dropping in now and with properly crooked pinkie, sipping Earl Grey, or whatever you've chosen to accompany this charming tea time. Delightfully rendered with excellent imagery and a tantalizing, humorous poignancy. Thank you for the facetious invite and for sharing.
Thank you CM. lol. Ugh! Earl Grey. Tastes like drinking perfume - not that I ever have - but it smells like perfume anyway.
Earl Grey loses its flavour in a matter of minutes to boot. I'd rather Barry's, Yorkshire Red or PG Tips, or premium Assam, or whatever you have along that line.
All that gorging - sounds like displacement activity to me. From what are you fleeing - apart from KP, that hound, and the couple of humpsters that seem to have attached themselves to you mysteriously, orchi?
Thank you D. lol.
You are continually thanking me now without attempting to engage with the substantive issues I raise. What's up, orchi? Not sick are you? Just tired?
Ohh, you knows I can't engage in any complicated conversation or replies - I only got 3 brain cells! lol. I mean - thanks for looking in and commenting.
Three?? Do a recount!!! LOL lol.....
Lol. Well, 2 maybe. Gotta have 2 minimum for them to communicate with each other.
Nah - you only need one that can communicate with you directly - send it off to the gym and get it to bulk up a bit.
Aah the pork pies are back Orchi!
Andy
Thank you Gold. lol.
Why wasn’t I invited to these delectable desserts 🧁?
You were. lol. Didn't I see you last night (Tuesday)?! lol.
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