Since when was.....

orchidee

....You can add your own ditty or two to these:

Since when......

....was [insert name of comedian/comedienne] funny?

....did Roy in Corrie get a new shopping bag?

....did Zak in Emmerdale get a new hat?

....did proper, sensible singing cease?

....was there a good comedy programme on TV?

....did the No.7 bus stop travelling to Mars and back?

....were there 30 days in February?

....did I see that Strawberry Moon? (missed it; not until 2043 now)

....was I -and you- human (to get on this site)?

....was I nice to KP?!

....was I funny?!

(not THAT joke again, says Fido to me!)

LOL

 

 

 

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  • sorenbarrett

    Orchi loved the line (was I and you human to get on this site) I sometimes wonder, not about you about me. A truly meaningful write. Humor with being human so that verifies you.

    • orchidee

      Thank you SB. Aww, would it let me in if the question was 'Are you humorous?' lol.

    • Doggerel Dave

      Obvioously a letter from a totally different culture time and space.
      You really must continue in your efforts to expand my horizons, orchi

      • orchidee

        Thank you D. I will 'get my coat', and 'get out more', as they say!

        • Doggerel Dave

          Thought the no 7 had stopped - at Mars, with you in it...that would account for the time lag and distortion.

        • Tony36

          Great write

          • orchidee

            Thank you T.

            • Tony36

              You're welcome

            • arqios

              They became funny when I ceased to be hilarious. Fido knows 🤣🙏🏻🕊️

              • orchidee

                Thank you A.

                • arqios

                  You’re welcome O

                • Cheeky Missy

                  Hahaha! You're too fun. Thank you for sharing. Beautifully rendered with excellent imagery and a haunting poignancy.

                  • orchidee

                    Thank you CM.

                  • Goldfinch60

                    If only...? Orchi.

                    • orchidee

                      Thank you Gold. lol.

                    • Tristan Robert Lange

                      Of the vitalest importance. Don't spell check that! LOL! It's a word, I swear! Love this! Your humor is poppin', Popeye! 🥬🌹👏

                      • orchidee

                        Thank you Tom, erm, Popeye, erm Obi, whatever your name is. lol.

                      • James Michael

                        …. did the No.7 bus pick up us geezers going to Mars? Unfortunately not. We aren’t properly wired!

                        Good write G.P.D.!

                        • orchidee

                          Thank you JM. lol.

                        • Reynaldo Casison


                          Nice one orchi

                          Silly and funny

                          • orchidee

                            Thank you RC. lol.



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