Still Human?

orchidee

I must know some things....

Are ya all still human on here?

Or am I talking to..... dunno who, or what?

Am I still human?

Took me about 3 hours to be verified

Well, it felt that long anyway!

 

I might be talking to a pork pie

Or ya might be half human, half pork pie

What a sight!

 

Come back, me hymn-poem muse

But what's that you say?

Don't come back - me singing everything! LOL

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 18th, 2025 11:12
  • Comment from author about the poem: Bit more nuttiness!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 46
  • Users favorite of this poem: Cheeky Missy
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  • Poetic Licence

    This pork pie enjoyed the read

  • sorenbarrett

    Nothing more frustrating that being rejected from one of those identification tests for clicking the wrong box. At least I think I'm human although I've been called a lot less. I wonder if an AI program would know it was not human. Good write Orchi

    • orchidee

      Thank you SB.

    • arqios

      It felt a bit frustrating surfing the net for a bit there. Good rite O 🏄‍♂️

      • orchidee

        Thank you A.

        • arqios

          Welcome OFKP

        • Cheeky Missy

          Wow, poor you! Albeit, this pretty number in tribute to modern harassment is lovely. Charmingly rendered with excellent imagery and a delightful humor. Thank you for sharing.

          • orchidee

            Thank you CM. Who else - or what else - could it be, if not humans on here?

            • Cheeky Missy

              Arty fish all In Telly Gents, I guess.

            • Jerry Reynolds

              Good write, Orchi.

              • orchidee

                Thank you J.

              • Tristan Robert Lange

                Of course you're human. Just because your pop your eyes and eat spinach while wielding light (how light are they?) sabers with strong arms, doesn't mean anything! Humans come in all shapes and...erm...abilities! 🤣 Had a ton of fun reading this, my friend! 🌹👏

                • orchidee

                  Thank you T. lol.

                  • Tristan Robert Lange

                    LOL! You are welcome, my friend. I truly look forward to our daily daftness!

                    • orchidee

                      Dunno if Popeye's human. lol.

                      • Tristan Robert Lange

                        Me either! LOL! When will the autops...oh...he's not dead is he? Never. Mind. LOL!

                      • Goldfinch60

                        More pork pies please Orchi.

                        • orchidee

                          Thank you Gold. You turned into a pork pie? lol. They can write good poems, ya know!



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