Gloomy Doom heehee

Ohh, I'm a barrel of laughs - not!

I'm all gloom and doom

Now look - here in UK it's the Longest Day soon

Cheer up though - 

The nights start drawing in now

It'll soon be Ch.......... again

Only 6 months to go!

Can't say the word until December

When some fat beardy bloke

In a red costume and welly boots

Comes down ya chimney!

Who is he?!

I'm wishing me life away here

Going by that timescale!

But you likes it really, I know

If ya can make someone miserable

Why hold back? What's stopping ya?

If ya got summat negative to say

And unsure whether to say it

Say it anyway!

It'll darken someone's day

And you'll say to them

If I'm miserable, I don't see why

You should be happy! 

This has to stop, says Fido to me

You gloom-and-doom merchant, you! LOL