Ohh, I'm a barrel of laughs - not!
I'm all gloom and doom
Now look - here in UK it's the Longest Day soon
Cheer up though -
The nights start drawing in now
It'll soon be Ch.......... again
Only 6 months to go!
Can't say the word until December
When some fat beardy bloke
In a red costume and welly boots
Comes down ya chimney!
Who is he?!
I'm wishing me life away here
Going by that timescale!
But you likes it really, I know
If ya can make someone miserable
Why hold back? What's stopping ya?
If ya got summat negative to say
And unsure whether to say it
Say it anyway!
It'll darken someone's day
And you'll say to them
If I'm miserable, I don't see why
You should be happy!
This has to stop, says Fido to me
You gloom-and-doom merchant, you! LOL
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: More daftness! lol.
- Category: Humor
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Comments6
Good write O🕊️🙏🏻
Thank you A.
Welcome O! My poems are missing your always welcome comments 😊🕊🙏🏻
Oh Orchi I've been called a Curmudgeon as was my father who we gave a tee shirt to stating such and he wore it with pride. Nothing wrong in that. A fun read tor the day
Thank you SB.
A fine write, Orchi. Fun read.
Thank you J.
Daftness Fry Day...erm...Friday! LOL! Well, it's alliterative at least! LOL!
Thank you T. lol.
You are welcome, my friend! 🤣
I'm full of empathy for you. Wot a surprise! But I feel full of misery too. Hereabouts it's the shortest day.....
Thank you D. Ahh, for you, the days are getting lighter now.
Maybe tomorrow....... All I know is we are having a very cold winter - it's the Antarctic doing a tour....
Life is good Orchi, keep smiling.
Andy
Thank you Gold. I nearly mentioned Ch....... but Fido stopped me typing it! lol.
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