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Mutley Ravishes

We've received information 

Of an impending attack

By wombats

On Perth, Australia

If the wombats attack 

The Perth metropolitan area

It won't be much of a problem

As there's only around 43 000 of them

Compared to over two million

Humans

But if the City of Perth is attacked

By wombats the lack

Of defendants

Could cause considerable

Problems

As there is only around

31 000 of them

  • Author: Mutley Ravishes (Online Online)
  • Published: June 23rd, 2025 01:56
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 1
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