Chuckles Week (1) Marriage advice For Men!
Do Not Buy Your Wife Underwear
With Your Girlfriends Measurements.
Do Not Wait for an apology
You Will Just Be Sorry You Waited.
If Your Wife Says That Room Would
Look Nice in Pink, It Means You Have
Been Promoted From Bin Man.
It Is Ok to Admit You Are the One In
The Wrong When You are Not, At Least
You Will Get Your Dinner.
Pay Attention to Your Future Mother-in-law
Because That Is What Your Intended
Will Become.
Never Buy Your Wife New Shoes,
It Is a Horrible Feeling to Be Walked
All Over in Shoes
You Paid For.
Tobani June 2025.
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Tobani / Nataiella (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: I have been informed i am in advanced stages of Miserablely Olden Gitttitus Syndrome, so in order to counteract this for one whole week i am going to list fun writes, i know i hear you now, it cannot be done, it is impossible is Elvis still alive !!. I am obliged under Health and Safety regulations to ensure you are seated before reading this weeks writes. Because of the content being of such comedic genius and grade A cheese and corn, we do not want anyone falling over, cracking ribs or choking on there biscuits through laughter. I am calling this Chuckles Week and i hope you wish me luck in my almost impossible challenge, but more importantly i hope it gives some people a good Chuckle, Enjoy Part 1.
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Your humour is quite a feature of your personality and writing. This continues to be a cherished blessing 🕊️🙏🏻
Thank you for your feedback, have a wonderful week
Most welcome🙏🏻🕊️
Hilarious I particularly love them all , but the painter bin skit, lmao yes you have succeeded in making this gal chuckle. Thank you, much like you guys in the UK we too are miserable in Italy. Waiting for the unknown thanks to a bunch of historical idiots. Give your lovely wife a big hug from me. 🌹
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These made me chuckle and made me glad I am not married. Good fun well done
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I appreciated these and they did make me smile and chuckle. Thanks for that Tobani
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This was great. 😂 And I know you are more than up for the challenge. Looking forward to this week's selection, my friend! 🌹👏
Thank you, have a great week
You are most welcome, my friend.
Thank you Damaso and Teddy for the fav
Chuckle away Tobani as we all will this week.
Andy
Thank you
Chuckle? All I see are profound truths. (And I've neva been married..... however.....) It's about time reality struck the pages of MPS......
Thank you for your feedback enjoy the rest of your day
Pearls of Wisdom. Good one.
Thank you, very much appreciated
Thank you so, so very much for this since concluded week of hilarious posts rendering reality with a capable humour that turned the mundane into a thing of near joy. This intro likewise is delightfully rendered with excellent imagery and a deliciously haunting poignancy. Thank you again for sharing.
I am glad the week gave a few Chuckles to some, boy do we need them, enjoy your day
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