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I turned the news off to regain my sanity and sense of humanity.
I turned the news off to regain my sanity and sense of humanity.
Chuckles Week (1) Marriage advice For Men!
Do Not Buy Your Wife Underwear
With Your Girlfriends Measurements.
Do Not Wait for an apology
You Will Just Be Sorry You Waited.
If Your Wife Says That Room Would
Look Nice in Pink, It Means You Have
Been Promoted From Bin Man.
It Is Ok to Admit You Are the One In
The Wrong When You are Not, At Least
You Will Get Your Dinner.
Pay Attention to Your Future Mother-in-law
Because That Is What Your Intended
Will Become.
Never Buy Your Wife New Shoes,
It Is a Horrible Feeling to Be Walked
All Over in Shoes
You Paid For.
Tobani June 2025.
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Author:
Tobani / Nataiella (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: I have been informed i am in advanced stages of Miserablely Olden Gitttitus Syndrome, so in order to counteract this for one whole week i am going to list fun writes, i know i hear you now, it cannot be done, it is impossible is Elvis still alive !!. I am obliged under Health and Safety regulations to ensure you are seated before reading this weeks writes. Because of the content being of such comedic genius and grade A cheese and corn, we do not want anyone falling over, cracking ribs or choking on there biscuits through laughter. I am calling this Chuckles Week and i hope you wish me luck in my almost impossible challenge, but more importantly i hope it gives some people a good Chuckle, Enjoy Part 1.
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Comments1
Your humour is quite a feature of your personality and writing. This continues to be a cherished blessing 🕊️🙏🏻
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