Johns Fun (3).
John again was smoking his dope.
Couldn't get high as hard as he tried.
He tripped and fell on his bong.
Landed where the sun never shone.
John finally high got through his bum.
John was playing on his Pogo stick.
Suddenly he tripped and fell on it.
The stick went straight up his bum.
He thought no harm could be done.
now
His bum bounces when he has a shit.
Tobani Jan 2025.
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Author:
Tobani / Nataiella (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Enjoy
- Category: Humor
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- Users favorite of this poem: Poetic Licence, Cheeky Missy, Tristan Robert Lange
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Oh dear, still humour nonetheless. Hope John didn’t require medical attention 🙏🏻🕊️
Its rubbish I know, but I'm committed to the week, its me who will require the medical attention, enjoy your day
Haha, that’s part of the humour. But I sincerely hope that all is well with you🙏🏻🕊️
Ah Tobani close to limerick style in these two made me smile. A fun read
Thank you
This is funny.Made me laugh. Well done
Thank you
OK Tobani. That was good. Had a good laugh.
Thank you
Arsehole poetry.😆
Thank you, much appreciated
Thank you cheeky missy for the Fav
Oops! LOL
Andy
Thank you
Love this, my friend. It almost had an "Austin Powers" quality to its humor. (think of when they're trying to name the rocket lying int he sky...if you've seen the film). The lines "He tripped and fell on his bong. / Landed where the sun never shone." My expectation there was a rhyme and we can all guess the word that rhymes with bong 🤣, but you subverted expectations all the while delivering exactly what we were expecting for. BRILLIANCE. For that alone it gets a fave, and the poem deserves it regardless. Well done, my friend! ❤️🌹👏
I couldn't be that rude!!, thank you for your feedback, enjoy the rest of your day
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