Talking more rubbish!

orchidee

Note / poem to self:

There's enough rubbish in the world

Literal and metaphorical

But you always add to it

With some nutty poem!

'Rubbish' in a fun sense.

 

I was gonna return to singing

But 'they' won't let me

Whoever 'they' are?

They say - Oh no, not that screeching again

I'd rather watch a month of 'Neighbours'

Than listen to you

So they say to me!

 

And that's saying something

Cos 'Neighbours' is quite horrific

They'll go insane after only a week of it. heehee

And is Bouncer still in it?

The dog, that is - Fido's friend!

That was the last time I watched it. LOL.

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 24th, 2025 10:15
  • Comment from author about the poem: More nuttiness! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 24
  • Users favorite of this poem: Cheeky Missy, Poetic Licence
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  • sorenbarrett

    A fun read Orchi.

    • orchidee

      Thank you SB.

    • Doggerel Dave

      How dare you cast aspersions at the antipodean lifestyle like that. I am writing to my MP forthwith to suggest we abandon relations with a certain miserable little island off the coast of Europe.

      • orchidee

        Thank you D. lol. You can rubbish a UK show - Eastenders. No 'nice, quaint people in that!' You seen Bouncer? lol.

        • Doggerel Dave

          Not recently. Maybe he's inveigled himself somewhere among the dog training or emaciated poor dog rescue or dog wash videos on YouTube...

          Seek and Ye shall find....

          • orchidee

            'Neighbours' is 'nice' compared to 'Eastenders'.

          • Poetic Licence

            Isn't a month of neighbours pushing it a bit to far!!, enjoyed the read

            • orchidee

              Thank you PL. Yes, terrible. A prisoner was offered on month of it, or 10 years jail. He had to choose jail, or go insane! heehee.

              • Poetic Licence

                You are very welcome

              • Goldfinch60

                Fun words Orchi.

                • orchidee

                  Thank you Gold.



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