Anyone But You
Anyone but you
would have loved me.
Would have admired
my kind and gentle nature.
Would have been thrilled
by my love making.
Anyone but you
would not have left me.
Would have apologized
for the things you said.
Would have left me the car
and the house.
But no -
You drove away
with your finger in the air.
Left the papers on the table
saying I had to be out
within ten days.
You took the kids
and didn’t say when
I could see them.
You took all my credit cards.
You took my I-phone.
Sold all my sports memorabilia.
Canceled my subscription
to “Girl on Girl“
and cleaned out the fridge.
What about the good times? -
Our wedding day?
The kid’s birthdays?
That pool party
where I got really drunk
and pushed you into the pool?
That was fun…and those other times….
Is this all about the dog? -
If you come back
I promise to take him for walks
But, I can’t do everything
like feeding him. He hates me
and bites my hand
and he is your dog.
Anyone but you
Wouldn’t be treating me this way,
Wouldn’t be so mean
to someone she loves.
Wouldn’t leave me
to fend for myself.
Wouldn’t ruin a happy marriage
or spoil the kid’s lives.
No -
I guess I was wrong.
I should have married….
Anyone but you.
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Author:
MendedFences27 (
Online)
- Published: June 29th, 2025 08:58
- Comment from author about the poem: Tongue in cheek. Just for a bit of fun.
- Category: Humor
- Views: 3
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