Well, I can't stay here all day
Writing rubbish of my 'Mad Adventures' series
It's reached poem now, ohh, I dunno
83736346489, or summat near that!
Why can't you stay and write more rubbish? Fido asks me
You always do! No change there then
Writing your garbage - no end of it
Which takes people, ohh, about 34 seconds to read
Why you make them waste about 34 seconds? He asks me
You know I'm a talking, reading dog
Still checking these poems
Barking at anything 'naughty' or 'hot'
Where the 18+ box has not been ticked
C'mon now, I know these things, no excuses
You 'forgot' conveniently
To tick the 18+ box!
But my bark is worse
Than my non-existent bite!
And how do I, Fido, get on this site?
Cos I'm not human!
Heehee
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Published: June 30th, 2025 01:37
- Comment from author about the poem: More daftness - will it last all week?! lol.
- Category: Humor
- Views: 23
- Users favorite of this poem: Damaso, Priya Tomar
Comments5
Another tale to leave me smiling for another day. Lovely Orchi
Thank you SB. lol.
I am sure it will last all week, enjoyed the read
Thank you PL. lol.
You are very welcome
Good write O🙏🏻🕊️
Thank you A. lol.
Most welcome O.
BRAVO
Thank you Tony.
You're welcome
Another fun write orchi.
Thank you Gold.
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