Can't stay all day

orchidee

Well, I can't stay here all day

Writing rubbish of my 'Mad Adventures' series

It's reached poem now, ohh, I dunno

83736346489, or summat near that!

 

Why can't you stay and write more rubbish? Fido asks me

You always do! No change there then

Writing your garbage - no end of it

Which takes people, ohh, about 34 seconds to read

Why you make them waste about 34 seconds? He asks me

 

You know I'm a talking, reading dog

Still checking these poems

Barking at anything 'naughty' or 'hot'

Where the 18+ box has not been ticked

C'mon now, I know these things, no excuses

You 'forgot' conveniently

To tick the 18+ box!

But my bark is worse

Than my non-existent bite!

And how do I, Fido, get on this site?

Cos I'm not human!

Heehee

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 30th, 2025 01:37
  • Comment from author about the poem: More daftness - will it last all week?! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 23
  • Users favorite of this poem: Damaso, Priya Tomar
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Comments5

  • sorenbarrett

    Another tale to leave me smiling for another day. Lovely Orchi

    • orchidee

      Thank you SB. lol.

    • Poetic Licence

      I am sure it will last all week, enjoyed the read

    • arqios

      Good write O🙏🏻🕊️

      • orchidee

        Thank you A. lol.

        • arqios

          Most welcome O.

        • Tony36

          BRAVO

          • orchidee

            Thank you Tony.

            • Tony36

              You're welcome

            • Goldfinch60

              Another fun write orchi.

              • orchidee

                Thank you Gold.



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