Can't stay all day

Well, I can't stay here all day

Writing rubbish of my 'Mad Adventures' series

It's reached poem now, ohh, I dunno

83736346489, or summat near that!

Why can't you stay and write more rubbish? Fido asks me

You always do! No change there then

Writing your garbage - no end of it

Which takes people, ohh, about 34 seconds to read

Why you make them waste about 34 seconds? He asks me

You know I'm a talking, reading dog

Still checking these poems

Barking at anything 'naughty' or 'hot'

Where the 18+ box has not been ticked

C'mon now, I know these things, no excuses

You 'forgot' conveniently

To tick the 18+ box!

But my bark is worse

Than my non-existent bite!

And how do I, Fido, get on this site?

Cos I'm not human!

Heehee