Not to smart

I've seen men wrestle other men and get up again to shake the other's hand
Saw a man wrestle a bear, nearly tore off his underwear, whopped him to beat the band
Saw a woman wrestle an alligator, monster damn near ate 'er and she was strong as a tree
But never though that I'd take on such a beast, nature's fury released against humanity
One day looking at the street I saw a rattlesnake , about six feet, crawling across my lawn
So grabbed my rake to pin down that snake, before he would be gone
When I grabbed him behind his head, I thought it might be me that would be dead, we wrestled all over the ground
Just when things were looking grim I got the best of him, cut his head off clean as  could be
Most men that wrestle these critters are only half witters so what does that make me?