Wassat? Write summat intelligent, ya say?
Can ye not write one thing
Without digressing on to the inane
Or utter rubbish?
Totally unconnected, all non sequitur. lol
Nonsense such as:
Does the No. 7 bus go to Mars?
If so, what time does it leave
And how much is the fare?
See - I have to use 20 words when 5 will do
To make poems look impressive
So you'll waste all of
Oh, I dunno exactly, about 35 seconds
Reading each poem!
Woof! I took KP for walkies instead of Fido
I'm a confused laddie! Heehee
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Will I be intelligent? Will it last?! lol.
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Point made Orchi f the poems I've written stacked on top of each other raise to mars they would be better lit than read. At least the Martians would know that we were coming. My wife told me that for years. A fun read Orchi
Thank you SB. lol.
You made my day, nicely done,
Thank you F. lol.
lol. Good stuff.
Thank you T. lol.
Confusion reigns Orchi.
Thank you Gold. lol.
Now that’s the kind of nonsense I’d pay exact Mars fare for. 😂 There’s a method in your madness, Orchi...and honestly, the digressions are half the joy. You’ve got the wit of a jester and the soul of a poet, which makes every ride worth the 35 seconds 🤣 (or more 🤷♂️). Just don't ask ol' Popeye, he'll just say "Oi be, ah guh-guh-guh-guh" while pointing over to Tom. Then...swoon! 🌹👏
That'll be Popeye glugging his spinach! lol.
Glugging...🤢🤮🤣
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