Wassat?

Wassat? Write summat intelligent, ya say?

Can ye not write one thing

Without digressing on to the inane

Or utter rubbish?

Totally unconnected, all non sequitur. lol

Nonsense such as:

Does the No. 7 bus go to Mars?

If so, what time does it leave

And how much is the fare?

See - I have to use 20 words when 5 will do

To make poems look impressive

So you'll waste all of

Oh, I dunno exactly, about 35 seconds

Reading each poem!

Woof! I took KP for walkies instead of Fido

I'm a confused laddie! Heehee