Password Day.

Goldfinch60



I had a call one day,

It was apparently a hacker,

He said he had all my passwords.

I said “Thank you for that”

So I got a pen and paper

And then asked him,

“Can you tell me what they are,

I need to write them down,

And maybe I’ll remember them!”

  • Author: Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 19th, 2025 01:14
  • Comment from author about the poem: Just a bit of fun.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 45
  • Users favorite of this poem: Priya Tomar, Cheeky Missy, rrodriguez
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Comments8

  • Teddy.15

    lol oh yes like everyone I too have a thousand passwords 🤣

    • Goldfinch60

      Yes you are not alone Teddy. LOL

      Andy

    • orchidee

      Lol, good write Gold.

    • sorenbarrett

      Very good Gold I would have done the same thing. Another fun read.

      • Goldfinch60

        Thank you soren, most kind.

        Andy

        • sorenbarrett

          My pleasure Andy

        • Tony36

          Excellent write Andy

          • Goldfinch60

            Thank you Tony.

            Andy

            • Tony36

              You're welcome

            • Poetic Licence

              It might be a fun read, but a valid warning, you never know, enjoyed

              • Goldfinch60

                Thank you Tobani. yes, you never know.

                Andy

                • Poetic Licence

                  You are very welcome

                • Priya Tomar

                  High level of sense of humour

                  • Goldfinch60

                    Most kind Priya, thank you.

                    Andy

                    • Priya Tomar

                      Very welcome...

                    • Doggerel Dave

                      Before I eliminated the buggers, I had a very small but effective number of retorts to this kind of call. Don't need them now, for as I've already mentioned, it's sorted. However if these telephonic fungal infections do reappear, would it be OK to add this strategy to my repertoire, Andy?

                      • Goldfinch60

                        They can be dissuaded from calling you again Dave by various methods, I just tell them one of my poems. LOL .

                        Thanks for you response.

                        Andy

                      • rrodriguez

                        Now this is fun to read... How many calls do we get? How many emails? Endless... Next time, I'll get paper and pen and do the same as you. Fun to read!



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