Yes, I'll sort out Santa
I'll get the better of him this year
That's for sure!
Cos I hates Christmas morning
Always have to spend it
Cleaning up the lounge
Cos it's full of soot
From when he comes down the chimney
Don't ask me how
That fat beardy bloke does it
Maybe the reindeer and sledge
Comes down the chimney too?
I'll fix him
l'll keep a fire going all night
That'll send him back up the chimney
He can just drop the presents
At our front door!
Heehee
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orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: How to sort out Santa. lol.
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As a child I asked my parents how Santa was going to get down the chimney with a fire going and was told that he had a pass key to the front door. I always wondered after that if that was why there so many burglaries because Santa lost his pass keys or lent them out to naughty elves. See what trouble you get into as a parent spreading these stories. Good write Orchi
Thank you SB. lol.
Most welcome
LOL
Thank you D. lol.
So who first used the Ch- word this year?! 🎄
Thank you A. lol. Argh! I said the word.
High time you got central heating, Son. I know you've been around a long time, you just haven't caught up.
No doubt about it - how can it be when a bloke living on the other side of the earth has to advise some poor soul how to keep warm when this Antipodean doesn't need a fire or central heating?
🤣
Thank you D. I gotta keep the old-fashioned fire to put the wind up Santa. lol. How's that Winter going there?
Antarctic. about to go bankrupt on account of my electricity bills (lovely brand new flash heater).
Now OD, he is just going to leave you coal for that fire.
Thank you J. lol.
I'm glad to see you're getting a head start this year. It's always best to be prepared. Make sure to have plenty of wood for the fireplace. Another fun write!
Thank you B. Yes lol, starting early this year. He won't catch me out this year.
I think I saw him deliver a package to my front door recently with a blue shirt on. Lots of stuff in his four wheel sled. Musta ran low on dough with his other gig!
Good un!
Thank you JM. Yes, he probably has a Rolls-Royce now, and gives the reindeer a rest.
THAT C WORD IS NOT ALLOWED YET ORCHI !!!!!! 😒😖😭
Argh! I've started mentioning it. lol.
Wait, you’re sorting out who now? Satan?🔥🤪
Thank you T. Oops, could be, if it was a typo!
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