Who ate all the pies?

orchidee

Who ate all the pies?

I did - pork pies, yummy!

i saved none for KP

Scoffed them all myself

 

And Fido didn't want any

Was content with his bone

Or joined me for roast dinners

And threw his bone to KP in his kennel!

 

Though I've not got a lot of dosh

Had to give it to KP for her botox

Or else she threatens me with

'Fancy an early night, dear?'

The words I always dread to hear

 

Woof! says Fido

Spare us the details

Or else mark this 18+ (heehee)

 

Yes, life continues here

As nutty as usual

It's all true, ya know!

LOL

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  • sorenbarrett

    Pork pies mine are usually chicken. By the way why do they use that bird to denote cowardly behavior doves fly easier and farther too and they represent peace. Oh well Orchi you have put another Sunday smile on my face and you know what they say about that (fancy an early night) early to bed early to rise and all that rubbish.

    • orchidee

      Thank you SB.

      • sorenbarrett

        You are most welcome Orchi

      • sorenbarrett

      • Jerry Reynolds

        Love it, Orchi—Sunday fun.

        • orchidee

          Thank you J.

        • Tristan Robert Lange

          Haha! Classic Orchi...full tilt and fully bonkers. Fido's got the right idea! Oh...and we are pretty sure that Ol' Tom, Pops, and Obi DID NOT eat the pies...the PORK ones anyway. As for Spinach...🤮. 🤣 Thanks for the laugh, my friend. Enjoyed for sure! 🖤🙏🕯️🐦‍⬛

          • orchidee

            Thank you T. Yep, we know who ate the spinach - or did he? lol.

          • Tony36

            Love it

            • orchidee

              Thank you T.

              • Tony36

                You're welcome

              • Friendship

                Sunday fun, enjoy your pie.

                • orchidee

                  Thank you F.

                • Doggerel Dave

                  I think you are about to pass the Kardashians ....Your life and times so much more, Orchidee and Company. Keping Up With the Orchidians is about to be syndicated in four poetry sites.... Please don't forget us, though, will you.........?

                • Neville



                  You need to stick at this for a while .. this gave me more hoots than a flock of owls on amphetamine in the brass section of our local orchestra 😎👍

                  • orchidee

                    Thank you N. lol.

                  • NafisaSB

                    indeed - some more nuttiness unveiled along with the recipe for contentment and relaxation
                    enjoyed the read

                    • orchidee

                      Thank you N. lol.

                      • NafisaSB

                        ha ha..looking forward to the next...



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