Who ate all the pies?
I did - pork pies, yummy!
i saved none for KP
Scoffed them all myself
And Fido didn't want any
Was content with his bone
Or joined me for roast dinners
And threw his bone to KP in his kennel!
Though I've not got a lot of dosh
Had to give it to KP for her botox
Or else she threatens me with
'Fancy an early night, dear?'
The words I always dread to hear
Woof! says Fido
Spare us the details
Or else mark this 18+ (heehee)
Yes, life continues here
As nutty as usual
It's all true, ya know!
LOL
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: More nuttiness!
- Category: Humor
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Pork pies mine are usually chicken. By the way why do they use that bird to denote cowardly behavior doves fly easier and farther too and they represent peace. Oh well Orchi you have put another Sunday smile on my face and you know what they say about that (fancy an early night) early to bed early to rise and all that rubbish.
Thank you SB.
You are most welcome Orchi
Love it, Orchi—Sunday fun.
Thank you J.
Haha! Classic Orchi...full tilt and fully bonkers. Fido's got the right idea! Oh...and we are pretty sure that Ol' Tom, Pops, and Obi DID NOT eat the pies...the PORK ones anyway. As for Spinach...🤮. 🤣 Thanks for the laugh, my friend. Enjoyed for sure! 🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Thank you T. Yep, we know who ate the spinach - or did he? lol.
Love it
Thank you T.
You're welcome
Sunday fun, enjoy your pie.
Thank you F.
I think you are about to pass the Kardashians ....Your life and times so much more, Orchidee and Company. Keping Up With the Orchidians is about to be syndicated in four poetry sites.... Please don't forget us, though, will you.........?
Thank you D.
Do keep in touch...
You need to stick at this for a while .. this gave me more hoots than a flock of owls on amphetamine in the brass section of our local orchestra 😎👍
Thank you N. lol.
indeed - some more nuttiness unveiled along with the recipe for contentment and relaxation
enjoyed the read
Thank you N. lol.
ha ha..looking forward to the next...
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