Naughty!

orchidee

Oops! have to mark this one 18+

Fido says so

Cos you might swoon as I did

If you know the answer to this

 

How did you find out about this

In your sheltered life? Fido asks me

Well, it was pointed out in some cartoon reviews somewhere

 

Oohh! A quiz, you say!

Yep, but only one question

But a saucy one

 

It's:

'What have Donald Duck and Porky Pig got in common?'

You'll not forget it when you know!

Answers on a postcard, please.

Heehee.

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 6th, 2025 02:45
  • Comment from author about the poem: Ooh, an 18+ poem from me!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 44
  • Users favorite of this poem: Bella Shepard, Cheeky Missy, Damaso
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  • sorenbarrett

    A fun read but you gave it away by making 18+ Orchi. Actually there are two things they have in common hummm maybe more

    • orchidee

      But what is the same? lol.

      • sorenbarrett

        They got no pants and they got no what lies beneath the pants, front or back. Well now we can't go putting that on kids TV

      • arqios

        That’s too funny O🤪

        • orchidee

          Answer please! lol.

        • Jerry Reynolds

          Love it, Orchi.

          • orchidee

            Thank you J. lol.

          • Friendship

            You made me smile, enjoyed the read.

            • orchidee

              Thank you F. lol.

            • orchidee

              Not giving the answer yet - but soon! lol.

            • Bella Shepard

              Well Orchi, the only thing I can think of is a speech impediment; Porky stutters and Daffy lisps. Now if you can put those together and come with somethingng naughty, I've no idea. Hmm? I love a good brain teaser.

              • orchidee

                Thank you B. Nope, not that! lol. Answer soon. Have another guess. It's Donald Duck, not Daffy Duck.

                • Bella Shepard

                  Oops, that does change things.

                • Tony36

                  Love it

                  • orchidee

                    Thank you T.

                    • Tony36

                      You're welcome

                    • Goldfinch60

                      Good fun write Orchi.

                      • orchidee

                        Thank you Gold.

                      • Cheeky Missy

                        Oh, hahaha! You want a red Barry's postcard with the one word answer? Thanks for sharing.

                        • orchidee

                          Thank you CM.

                        • orchidee

                          Soren's guessed it, including calling trousers (UK) pants (USA)!

                        • Neville



                          You need to go wash your pen out with soapy water .. you norty rat you .



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