Rubbish?

orchidee

'Rubbish', you reply to my poems?

Nope, it won't be an insult to me

It'll be true! heehee.

 

Fido says to me

'Why do you spout 20 words when 5 will do?

And why must you go on and on?

And stop 'Favouriting' your own poems there!'

(He knows I press the 'Favourite' button)

 

But he says too 'The poets enjoy your rubbish

Utter drivel at times

Totally irrelevant things

And poems about pork pies! Heehee.

 

Ohh, it a mad life

This is Mad Adventure No. 8736352905

Probably - summat like that, anyway.

LOL.

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 13th, 2025 02:14
  • Comment from author about the poem: Fido knows. lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 22
  • Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange, Cheeky Missy
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  • sorenbarrett

    Another fun read and I only wish that I knew as much as Fido does.

    • orchidee

      Thank you SB. lol.

      • sorenbarrett

        Most welcome Orchi

      • Tristan Robert Lange

        Pure Orchiliciousness (now a word, soon to be found in Oxford's Dictionary following a bit after the word Fido)...light, cheeky, and full of that self-aware mischief I love from you. Now, if you would go get Obi Wan Ken, Popeye, Tom and erm...Something feels missing there...Don't answer that! 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦‍⬛

        • orchidee

          Would I (or we) swoon before or after, if I (or we) did answer that?! lol.

          • Tristan Robert Lange

            ....just got up from the floor. What did you ask? 🤣

          • Doggerel Dave

            Orchi - you are an example, a model for us all! Your recycling skills are second to none.....
            The joint wouldn't be the same without ya....

            • orchidee

              Thank you D. lol.

            • Goldfinch60

              Go on then Orchi, mad away.

              Andy

              • orchidee

                Thank you Gold. lol.



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