Iambic Wotsit

orchidee

Ohh, don't ya know

I'm a professional poet

And I'll brag about it

Blow me own trumpet loudly

Get too big for me boots

A bit like KP really! Heehee

 

I'll explain things fully to ya

Those iambic wotsits -

Iambic pentameter thingies

Aren't thy something of architecture - 

Iambic columns

 

And I know what a Haiku is -

It's a foreign sneeeze

Hai-choo, not Ah-choo!

 

I'll be full of alliterations and acrostics

And various formats -

8.8.8.8., 6.7.3.8. or even 56.34.82.27.

Sounds like someone playing bingo!

 

Fido told me all this - 

Was he telling me the truth, or pulling my leg

Just to humour me, to keep me quiet?! LOL

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 5th, 2025 02:46
  • Comment from author about the poem: I'm an expert in poetical matters, so you see! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 26
  • Users favorite of this poem: sorenbarrett, Tristan Robert Lange
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  • sorenbarrett

    Now that's jolly good fun. Out of style to wear sonnets any more and as for villanelle I prefer chocolate, Limerick is too sour. Loved this one Orchi

    • orchidee

      Oh lol, good write SB. Villanelle/vanilla - lol. Also it makes me think of vaudeville - dunno why.

      • sorenbarrett

        Orchi you always make me smile

      • Doggerel Dave

        The 'Bluffers Guide to Poetic Form' - an indispensable guide required when I wake up in the middle of the night with an overwhelming need to tell the world....... something....
        (Does yer remember them 'Bluffers Guides'? Slim little volumes, taught me everything I needed to know about everything...)

        • orchidee

          Erm, not sure if I remember them, but Fido does. He can read, of course!

          • Doggerel Dave

            If that's the best you can do, orchi, just shut up and put Fido on..............

          • Tristan Robert Lange

            Whosits, whatsits, nowsits, there...
            Pent-up pentameter's growling bear
            Eats all pork pies, but leaves spinach fare;
            Swoon, faint—puke?—but where?! 🤢

            🤮

            😅

            • orchidee

              Argh! not spinach. lol.

              • Tristan Robert Lange

                LOL! I could not helps meself. Ah-guh-guh-guh-guh-guh!

              • Goldfinch60

                Good fun write Orchi.

                • orchidee

                  Thank you Gold.

                • James Michael

                  Time for a dirty limerick on this site if ya want a form to play by. Drink up my friends!

                  • orchidee

                    Thank you JM.



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