Now, c'mon, says Fido to me
When will this stop?
These corny jokes you post
Most of them over a million years old
We've probably heard them all before!
Oh no! Not the 'Anyone seen Bill Posters or Bill Stickers' joke
As in 'Why they gonna be prosecuted? What have they done?
And that tiresome Fire Door joke
'This door must be kept closed at all times;
So how we gonna get out if there is a fire?'
Jump out the window - unless your on the 19th floor or higher!
Don't tell us more, Orchi, says Fido
We'll be bored silly
And I just dozed off there myself
(Fido, that is, not me - I was too busy writing the jokes)
Argh! Please don't inflict them on us
Ya knows we can't bear 'em
It's not like that joke in a comedy show
That whoever heard it couldn't stop laughing
With your jokes it's a case of
'Laugh; I never even started!'
It's the same for modern comedy shows
Now look, says Fido
Ya knows that guy who has a choice:
50 years prison or your jokes for a week -
He chose your jokes
Worse than seeing a week of 'Neighbours'
Or an equally ghastly UK show
Now he's in the madhouse!
Heehee.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: It's true, ya know! lol.
- Category: Humor
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Comments8
Fido's got a point .. methinks .. & you sir are more nuttier than a Topic ..
Thanks N. More people read this rubbish than my hymn-poems!
Genius in madness to tell the entry to a joke and not finish it is the height of comedy. Another fun read but Fido may have a point
Thank you SB. Yes - can people bear my jokes?!
For that you would have to ask someone that qualifies as being a person. No I am not AI. lol You are most welcome
How you get on here? How you get past the verify? lol.
VPN Orxchi
Hilarious! I love the way Fido’s exasperation mirrors how we all feel about old, corny jokes. The poem’s playful tone, clever exaggerations, and witty asides make it feel like a mini-comedy show in verse! Nicely written.
Thank you FE. lol.
Round and round it goes
and where it stops
nobody knows!
Thank you A. Yes, I wondered why I going round in circles. lol.
A horse is a horse of course of course...wait, did Mr. Ed eat spinach too? NOOOOOOOO! 😱
I can't finish this comment cos it's too gross - I know any old lady who swallowed a....... The original is fly, spider, etc. Heehee.
LOL! 🤮😜
You could try some new jokes Orchi, like admitting that KP is your world. LOL
Andy
Yes lol, thank you Gold.
Nice one, Orchi. 😀 The Bill Posters line made my smile.
Thank you T. lol. It is a somewhat old joke - Bill Posters and his cousin Bill Stickers. Heehee.
to be able to laugh at yourself is a blessing in itself..enjoyed this
Thank you N. lol.
hmm.. have a great weekend with your favorite people...tc
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