This also has to stop

Now, c'mon, says Fido to me

When will this stop?

These corny jokes you post

Most of them over a million years old

We've probably heard them all before!

Oh no! Not the 'Anyone seen Bill Posters or Bill Stickers' joke

As in 'Why they gonna be prosecuted? What have they done? 

And that tiresome Fire Door joke

'This door must be kept closed at all times;

So how we gonna get out if there is a fire?'

Jump out the window - unless your on the 19th floor or higher!

Don't tell us more, Orchi, says Fido

We'll be bored silly

And I just dozed off there myself 

(Fido, that is, not me - I was too busy writing the jokes)

Argh! Please don't inflict them on us

Ya knows we can't bear 'em

It's not like that joke in a comedy show

That whoever heard it couldn't stop laughing

With your jokes it's a case of

'Laugh; I never even started!'

It's the same for modern comedy shows

Now look, says Fido

Ya knows that guy who has a choice:

50 years prison or your jokes for a week - 

He chose your jokes

Worse than seeing a week of 'Neighbours'

Or an equally ghastly UK show

Now he's in the madhouse!

Heehee.