What's this - another 'Argh! poem
Well it's in the title
What's this rubbish?! lol
It's hardly poetry
Oh go on, have a couple of jokes
Tell me if ya laugh
Or tell me if ya never started laughing
As ya read them! lol
Oh, I dunno this metaphorical stuff
All is know is, they keep asking me
'Why did you met her for?'
A bit ungrammatical there, I know
And is a Haiku a foreign sneeze?
As in 'Hai-choo!'
And those iambic thingies
Aren't they summat to do with architectural columns?
Those pentameter wotsits!
Ohh, I'll laugh at these, my own jokes
Well, maybe no one else will!
Boohoo! LOL
And what's that long hippo......word?
Anything to do with actual hippos?!
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: September 13th, 2025 10:47
- Comment from author about the poem: We must know these things! lol.
- Category: Humor
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Comments5
Miss Berles would love this - shes always up for a laugh.
r
Thank you M.
Wisdom hidden behind humor as a shield. Nicely done Orchi
Thank you SB.
Most welcome Orchi
If you tickled Aphorical could you cope with her response, do you think?...
And...
That hippocampus thing, responsible for memory .....and um.... think I should post this before I... (not gonna forgive though!!!)
Thank you D. It's some word with hippo and sequest-something. I dunno wot I'm rambling on about! lol.
You sure?
"If you hate pentameter wotsits, steer clear of Alexandrine or Trochaic Octameter. Trochees are almost like choking, no joke!" Shh...Obi! That's TMI! Sorry, he thinks blabbing is a Jedi Mind trick! 🤷♂️🤣
Not now Obi! lol. Who is Mr/Ms T.Octameter? An unusual first name there for him/her - Trochaic. lol.
You should know that word Orchi I have told you many times it is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
Andy
Ah yes, I remember it well. Dunno wot it means though! lol.
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