And now a joke - argh!

What's this - another 'Argh! poem

Well it's in the title

What's this rubbish?! lol

It's hardly poetry

Oh go on, have a couple of jokes

Tell me if ya laugh

Or tell me if ya never started laughing

As ya read them! lol

Oh, I dunno this metaphorical stuff

All is know is, they keep asking me

'Why did you met her for?'

A bit ungrammatical there, I know

And is a Haiku a foreign sneeze?

As in 'Hai-choo!'

And those iambic thingies

Aren't they summat to do with architectural columns?

Those pentameter wotsits!

Ohh, I'll laugh at these, my own jokes

Well, maybe no one else will!

Boohoo! LOL

And what's that long hippo......word?

Anything to do with actual hippos?!