This'll Cheer Ya Up - Not!

orchidee

Ohhh, now a jolly poem - of sorts

If it can be called a poem

I'll cheer ya up - not!

If ya feeling gloomy

I'll make it worse for ya

I'm a gloom and doom merchant, me

But a humorous one! lol.

 

Yep, the nights are drawing in now (UK, that is)

And if ay like it or not

Only 3 and a bit months

To the Ch.... word

Only permitted to say it in December!

 

Ohh, cheer up there, too much rain today?

Don't worry, there's more rain for tomorrow!

Or too hot in a heatwave?

No problem, even hotter tomorrow!

Dunno why ya are complaining. heehee.

 

Well, having only 3 brain cells

I can't think of good things AND bad things

At the same time!

 

When ya gonna return to hymn-poems, Fido asks?

Well, I've dried up a bit

Having a nutty interlude, I suppose

No matter, he says

Meanwhile just keep feeding KP my old bones

And let me share your roast dinners still!

LOL.

  • Author: orchidee (Online Online)
  • Published: September 15th, 2025 02:32
  • Comment from author about the poem: Oh, it's nutty! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 1
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