This'll Cheer Ya Up - Not!

orchidee

Ohhh, now a jolly poem - of sorts

If it can be called a poem

I'll cheer ya up - not!

If ya feeling gloomy

I'll make it worse for ya

I'm a gloom and doom merchant, me

But a humorous one! lol.

 

Yep, the nights are drawing in now (UK, that is)

And if ya like it or not

Only 3 and a bit months

To the Ch.... word

Only permitted to say it in December!

 

Ohh, cheer up there, too much rain today?

Don't worry, there's more rain for tomorrow!

Or too hot in a heatwave?

No problem, even hotter tomorrow!

Dunno why ya are complaining. heehee.

 

I'll help ya waste about 25 seconds each day

Just read this nonsense and similar stuff!

 

Well, having only 3 brain cells

I can't think of good things AND bad things

At the same time!

 

When ya gonna return to hymn-poems, Fido asks?

Well, I've dried up a bit

Having a nutty interlude, I suppose

No matter, he says

Meanwhile just keep feeding KP my old bones

And let me share your roast dinners still

And keep writing this 'rubbish'!

LOL.

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 15th, 2025 02:32
  • Comment from author about the poem: Oh, it's nutty! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 21
  • Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange
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  • sorenbarrett

    Keep it coming Orchi whether hymns or nutty, either work. Fun always better than none, and nun too. Good write Orchi

    • orchidee

      Thank you SB. lol.

      • sorenbarrett

        Most welcome Orchi

      • arqios

        And the days are beginning to draw out down under! How strange to be antipodean!

        • orchidee

          One of us is upside down - is it UK or USA?! lol.

          • arqios

            Haha, not wrong there mate! But which one 🙃

          • Tristan Robert Lange

            There once was this jolly ol' chap,
            Who lived just a bit down the street.
            We could hear 'im, when takin' a crap,
            Gruntin' and screamin', "man that's sweet!"

            Damn it Tom...Sorry, Orchi, I told him not to spray paint that there, but you can see after all these years of swimming and watching those Masters, he's clearly lost it! Bonkers. Looney even! 🤣 As for your poem...it was a riot, mate!

            • orchidee

              Argh! Another verse on a s**tty theme. Quite a few appearing on here lately! Ooh heehee.

            • Doggerel Dave

              Riffing a little off of Tristan's poetic masterpiece above, I'd say you were suffering from a mild to moderate case of constipationits, and need to move it on a bit - back to hymns; I can ignore them😊

              • orchidee

                Thank you D. I'll ruin ya day if ya are having a good time! lol.

                • Doggerel Dave

                  Doubtless...

                  • orchidee

                    Dunno why they complain about me. I'm reliable. I can be trusted to make things worse! Heehee.

                  • Goldfinch60

                    Good fun write Orchi.

                    • orchidee

                      Thank you Gold.

                    • Tom Dylan

                      Write on, Orchi! Nicely done. 😀

                      • orchidee

                        Thank you T. lol.



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