Ohhh, now a jolly poem - of sorts
If it can be called a poem
I'll cheer ya up - not!
If ya feeling gloomy
I'll make it worse for ya
I'm a gloom and doom merchant, me
But a humorous one! lol.
Yep, the nights are drawing in now (UK, that is)
And if ya like it or not
Only 3 and a bit months
To the Ch.... word
Only permitted to say it in December!
Ohh, cheer up there, too much rain today?
Don't worry, there's more rain for tomorrow!
Or too hot in a heatwave?
No problem, even hotter tomorrow!
Dunno why ya are complaining. heehee.
I'll help ya waste about 25 seconds each day
Just read this nonsense and similar stuff!
Well, having only 3 brain cells
I can't think of good things AND bad things
At the same time!
When ya gonna return to hymn-poems, Fido asks?
Well, I've dried up a bit
Having a nutty interlude, I suppose
No matter, he says
Meanwhile just keep feeding KP my old bones
And let me share your roast dinners still
And keep writing this 'rubbish'!
LOL.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Published: September 15th, 2025 02:32
- Comment from author about the poem: Oh, it's nutty! lol.
- Category: Humor
- Views: 20
- Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange
Comments6
Keep it coming Orchi whether hymns or nutty, either work. Fun always better than none, and nun too. Good write Orchi
Thank you SB. lol.
Most welcome Orchi
And the days are beginning to draw out down under! How strange to be antipodean!
One of us is upside down - is it UK or USA?! lol.
Haha, not wrong there mate! But which one π
There once was this jolly ol' chap,
Who lived just a bit down the street.
We could hear 'im, when takin' a crap,
Gruntin' and screamin', "man that's sweet!"
Damn it Tom...Sorry, Orchi, I told him not to spray paint that there, but you can see after all these years of swimming and watching those Masters, he's clearly lost it! Bonkers. Looney even! π€£ As for your poem...it was a riot, mate!
Argh! Another verse on a s**tty theme. Quite a few appearing on here lately! Ooh heehee.
Riffing a little off of Tristan's poetic masterpiece above, I'd say you were suffering from a mild to moderate case of constipationits, and need to move it on a bit - back to hymns; I can ignore themπ
Thank you D. I'll ruin ya day if ya are having a good time! lol.
Doubtless...
Dunno why they complain about me. I'm reliable. I can be trusted to make things worse! Heehee.
Good fun write Orchi.
Thank you Gold.
Write on, Orchi! Nicely done. π
Thank you T. lol.
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