Oohh steady on there
Who's this saying this stuff to me?!
You bounder, you cad, you.......
Never a nice word for KP
Always being 'orrible
Saying things to her every day like:
'You're looking more trout like each day dear!'
I knows you, you're subtle
Covers up the slagging off
By calling her 'dear'
That's what deceives her
Causes her to continue with botox
Cos she thinks she's improving her appearance
Cos you keep saying those words to her
It might be Fido telling me off
But I doubt it
Cos he's too happy eating dinners with me
While we throw her his old bones
And keep her in the kennel at meal times
How long will this last?
This rubbishing of KP?
Answer: probably forever!
LOL.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: It's a dog's life - for KP too! lol.
- Category: Humor
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Comments7
Love your humor, your poem satirizes the way people can be deceptively critical while feigning politeness, focusing on the character KP, who is subjected to insidious remarks about her appearance. It highlights societal pressures regarding beauty and self-image, and the cruel impact of seemingly innocuous comments.
Thank you F.
Orchi you and I know that you need someone to dump on and so do we all. it sure is lucky that you got Fido to take your back. We all need such a friend. Sometimes we do but them with good meals. Good write Orchi
Thank you SB.
My pleasure Orchi
Woof! I'm still throwing KP me old bones, says Fido. lol.
Who lives in some rubbish under the sea...KP Botox! 😂 Hey Popeye, what's that stuff floating bye? 😳 WAIT!!! 🛑 Don't answer that!
Ah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah!
Thank you T. You reading this rubbish?! lol. As for Popeye - we can't answer that! lol.
Stap me vitals - I'm done for the rest of the day after that.....
Thank you D. lol.
KP may get her revenge one day Orchi and you will end up in the kennel LOL
Thank you Gold. Yes lol.
I reckon she's gonna have your guts for garters .. 😎
Thanks N. Yes lol.
this poem depicts society dropping open taunting comments to helpless victims - who unfortunately may not be much to look at ,whatever the depth they have..
Thank you N. Oh, it's me being daft. not everyone knows I married KP (in my cuckoo land) and she always has botox! lol.
lol indeed, keep them coming - it's a nice light shower of humor for a sunny day..
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