You bounder, you cad, you....!

orchidee

Oohh steady on there

Who's this saying this stuff to me?!

 

You bounder, you cad, you.......

Never a nice word for KP

Always being 'orrible

Saying things to her every day like:

'You're looking more trout like each day dear!'

 

I knows you, you're subtle

Covers up the slagging off

By calling her 'dear'

That's what deceives her

Causes her to continue with botox

Cos she thinks she's improving her appearance

Cos you keep saying those words to her

 

It might be Fido telling me off

But I doubt it

Cos he's too happy eating dinners with me

While we throw her his old bones

And keep her in the kennel at meal times

 

How long will this last?

This rubbishing of KP?

Answer: probably forever!

LOL.

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 4th, 2025 06:46
  • Comment from author about the poem: It's a dog's life - for KP too! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 29
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  • Friendship

    Love your humor, your poem satirizes the way people can be deceptively critical while feigning politeness, focusing on the character KP, who is subjected to insidious remarks about her appearance. It highlights societal pressures regarding beauty and self-image, and the cruel impact of seemingly innocuous comments.

    • orchidee

      Thank you F.

    • sorenbarrett

      Orchi you and I know that you need someone to dump on and so do we all. it sure is lucky that you got Fido to take your back. We all need such a friend. Sometimes we do but them with good meals. Good write Orchi

      • orchidee

        Thank you SB.

        • sorenbarrett

          My pleasure Orchi

          • orchidee

            Woof! I'm still throwing KP me old bones, says Fido. lol.

          • Tristan Robert Lange

            Who lives in some rubbish under the sea...KP Botox! 😂 Hey Popeye, what's that stuff floating bye? 😳 WAIT!!! 🛑 Don't answer that!

            Ah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah!

            • orchidee

              Thank you T. You reading this rubbish?! lol. As for Popeye - we can't answer that! lol.

            • Doggerel Dave

              Stap me vitals - I'm done for the rest of the day after that.....

              • orchidee

                Thank you D. lol.

              • Goldfinch60

                KP may get her revenge one day Orchi and you will end up in the kennel LOL

                • orchidee

                  Thank you Gold. Yes lol.

                • Neville


                  I reckon she's gonna have your guts for garters .. 😎

                  • orchidee

                    Thanks N. Yes lol.

                  • NafisaSB

                    this poem depicts society dropping open taunting comments to helpless victims - who unfortunately may not be much to look at ,whatever the depth they have..

                    • orchidee

                      Thank you N. Oh, it's me being daft. not everyone knows I married KP (in my cuckoo land) and she always has botox! lol.

                      • NafisaSB

                        lol indeed, keep them coming - it's a nice light shower of humor for a sunny day..



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