You bounder, you cad, you....!

Oohh steady on there

Who's this saying this stuff to me?!

You bounder, you cad, you.......

Never a nice word for KP

Always being 'orrible

Saying things to her every day like:

'You're looking more trout like each day dear!'

I knows you, you're subtle

Covers up the slagging off

By calling her 'dear'

That's what deceives her

Causes her to continue with botox

Cos she thinks she's improving her appearance

Cos you keep saying those words to her

It might be Fido telling me off

But I doubt it

Cos he's too happy eating dinners with me

While we throw her his old bones

And keep her in the kennel at meal times

How long will this last?

This rubbishing of KP?

Answer: probably forever!

LOL.