If your toast always falls with its butter side downward
here is a tip that you’ll not have encountered:
get out the butter and when it’s applied
try buttering the toast on the other side.
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Michael Edwards (
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That is what I call guarding against all possibilities. Murphy's law. A good one Michael
Murphy suggested buttering the edges instead.
I think that would be wise and does have the least probability for a landing
Good write and pic M. Yes, lol. How does miss Berles like her toast?
On a plate I believe.
Wise. Innit true that the simplest things are the ones rarely come by! Both hilarious and seriously wise at the same time! Love it my dear friend! 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Thanks Tristan
I've tried that Michael but it still drops butter side down, LOL.
Andy
Oh well thanks for the tip😁
I'd cover the Carpet in Butter so when the Toast falls It won't matter.
Nice one.
Great idea - now why didn’t I think of that?
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