Weekend Chuckle (3)

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It's nearly that scary time off year, where you have to decide who is going to be Santa this year!!!.

Marathon.

 

He said he had just run a marathon.

But his body had had a bad reaction.

He says he is looking for a Toblerone.

So, he can arrange a lift back home.

 

Tobani July 2025

 

Mini Mars.

 

A Mars a day used to help you work rest and play.

A filling snack to help see you through the day.

Since now it has been reduced so much in size.

It contributes towards your weight loss drive.

When the assistant tells you the cost with a smile.

That then brings even more tears to those eyes

 

Tobani July 2025.

  • Author: Tobani / Nataiella (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 17th, 2025 12:57
  • Comment from author about the poem: Bit of fun for the weekend, have a wonderful one.
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