Mary had a little lamb,
Its coat was black as soot,
And everywhere that Mary went,
Its sooty foot it put.
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Author:
Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (
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Good write Gold. lol.
Thanks Orchi.
A inverse of the original a fun bit of satire in poetic form. Short and nicely done.
Thank you soren, much appreciated.
Andy
Mary had a little lamb
Its coat was long and course
and everyone who touched her lamb
she smacked with all her force.
🤣
Thank you Michael.
Andy
Sorry Andy - couldn't resist.
Can't believe she left me for that lamb.
She was always contrary, Mary.
Such a shame Paul, she may come back one day after I have had that lamb for dinner. LOL
Andy
Sooty foot you say? Had to put it somewhere. Pigs might fly but sooty lambs don't as far as I know..........
Thanks for the vid - had heard about it somewhere, but never found it, so an extra thanks for that, Andy.
Thank you Dave. Glad you enjoyed the video, I certainly did.
Andy
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