LIMERICK 146 

Michael Edwards

 

 

LIMERICK 146 

 

 

There was an old man call Nucky the Futz

whose Doctor said: ‘If you’ve got the guts

you should take the chop

of the things that flop

and Nucky the Futz is now minus his nuts.

 

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 24th, 2025 02:14
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • Goldfinch60

    I will now sing soprano Michael. LOL

    Andy

  • orchidee

    Oh lol, good write and pic M. Does Miss Berles see this doctor?!

  • sorenbarrett

    I'll bet that stung a bit. They used to call that castration making a castrato but that got outlawed a few years back. Good write my friend



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