LIMERICK 146
There was an old man called Nucky the Futz
whose Doctor said: ‘If you’ve got the guts
you should take the chop
of the things that flop
and Nucky the Futz is now minus his nuts.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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I will now sing soprano Michael. LOL
Andy
Stanley lost his baubles last Christmas but it hasn't changed his bark.
Oh lol, good write and pic M. Does Miss Berles see this doctor?!
No she doesn't have the balls.
I swoonily thought not. Steady on, says Fido to me, as he senses a swoon coming over me. lol.
I'll bet that stung a bit. They used to call that castration making a castrato but that got outlawed a few years back. Good write my friend
Thanks s - not sure where the name in this limerick came from.
You are most welcome Michael
Bwahahahaha! Yikes 😳🤣 Another great laugh had, my friend! Love your limericks.
Yes, poetry can hurt!
This is when Nucky screams, for futz sake I've been nuttified.
Sadly now called, no fucky for Nucky. Don't know why I've crossed my leg now.
He musta not known about the blue pills.
Hilarious. Did you mean called? On the first line, just keeping you on your nuts I mean toes! 🤣
Well spotted - now corrected, thanks teddy.
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