I'm 'orrible!

I'm 'orrible, oh yes!

Marrying KP turned me strange

I've never been the same since

(Or - no change there then?! lol).

Turkey today?' KP asks me

Nooooo dear, we're in the UK, not USA

It's not Thanksgiving for us

But don't worry

I will serve you up sewage as usual

Instead of turkey you can have a double helping of it

That's gross, says Fido

Oh, don't bother about KP, I tell Fido

Come and have roast dinner with me

And strawberries and cream for afters

And chuck KP your old bones

There she is, in your kennel

Well, gotta take her down a peg or two

And keep her that way!

Heehee

But, Fido, you know I can't escape

As she's put this ball on chain me ankle

And thrown away the key. Doh!