I'm 'orrible, oh yes!
Marrying KP turned me strange
I've never been the same since
(Or - no change there then?! lol).
Turkey today?' KP asks me
Nooooo dear, we're in the UK, not USA
It's not Thanksgiving for us
But don't worry
I will serve you up sewage as usual
Instead of turkey you can have a double helping of it
That's gross, says Fido
Oh, don't bother about KP, I tell Fido
Come and have roast dinner with me
And strawberries and cream for afters
And chuck KP your old bones
There she is, in your kennel
Well, gotta take her down a peg or two
And keep her that way!
Heehee
But, Fido, you know I can't escape
As she's put this ball on chain me ankle
And thrown away the key. Doh!
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: November 27th, 2025 03:39
- Comment from author about the poem: Don't visit us around mealtimes. It's truly gross and horrible. Oh, the antics of the eccentrics. lol.
- Category: Spiritual
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Comments6
Always knew you were kind Orchi but double portions exceeds even your measures of kindness. Another fun read.
Thank you SB. Yes, double sewage - so kind. I insist KP kiss my boots for that! lol.
Most welcome my friend. Shine those boots
Your domestic dynamics do appear somewhat........................................................
Wot no acknowledgement? Consider our relationship terminated forthwith👎👎👎
In the wee hours of the mornin'
Where the cock crows so loudly,
A poet, Orchidee, on the sunrise bornin'
An escape from KP avowedly.
In nomine Patris, et Filis, et glug glug glug Sancti! Amen!
Damn it P! Couldn't you wait seven extra beats? 🤷♂️
He's incorrigible I tell you! 🤣
If it was anyone else except you and I, that darn glugging guy would have succeeded in ruining every pom's comments. lol.
LOL! Right!?!? As my poem said yesterday, "pass the turkey, praise the Lord!" LOL!
Lol.
The poem explores the humorous and somewhat absurd dynamics of a relationship, particularly focusing on the sense of entrapment and the playful banter between the speaker and KP (presumably a partner). The speaker expresses a tongue-in-cheek lamentation about being "changed" by marriage, suggesting both a loss of freedom and a playful acceptance of their situation.
Thank you F. Yes -all that probably, plus sheer nuttiness! lol.
She gave me the key to your ball and chain so you wouldn't put water in my whisky!
Andy
Yes lol.
KP me thinks is someone you don't bring back an opened pay packet, and you can't leave her cos she's like a sniffer dog on heat.
Fido on the other hand is a friend for life, but even he knows what side his bread is pedigree chummed.
Thank you P. lol.
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