Sex has a leak

sorenbarrett

Sex like having to pee, begins down between the legs you see
A building of pressure, a nagging surge to purge
At first denied, but growing stronger the longer it is neglected inside
In anticipation you prance do a little dance, as one unbuttons their pants
When you're young parents say just wait but they can take a leak when they want to, mate
Old men have trouble with their flow, women the older, the more they want to go
Soon it nags and pushes distractions out of the mind becoming the only attractions one can find
At this point any toilet will do, dirty or not, public or private, you will even pay too
And pictures of or sound of running water just makes the curse so much worse than it oughta
A building urge so strong, you'll wet yourself if you wait too long
And after such relief and joy, the mind is ready for other things to employ
Like a smoke, you bedraggled bird or bloke

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  • orchidee

    Swoon! lol. It's me sheltered life brings on the swoons. heehee.

    • sorenbarrett

      Thanks Orchi was worried that you had to go. Appreciate the read and comment. Ask Fido, from time to time even he has to go. Was frantic when younger running around, thought WC stood for women's closet and couldn't find the MC.

    • Demar Desu

      No +18?!

      • sorenbarrett

        Yea + 18 Thanks Demar appreciate it

      • Paul Bell

        When a man's gotta go, he's gotta go.
        So go with the flow and you'll be in the know.
        Remember, sex is just not for Christmas, she said as I decorated the tree.
        Seemingly it is just for Christmas as the tree fell on its knees.

        • sorenbarrett

          Well said Paul and that phakic tree that used to be natural is now plastic. Thanks for the read and kind poetic words

        • Friendship

          🤔This poem dedicated too much attention to the senior citizen's urination process. Somewhat too early in the morning for me!
          The poet seems to aim for humor and relatability, using a taboo subject to explore deeper human experiences and desires. By comparing sexual urges to a more mundane biological need. The poet uses the metaphor of needing to urinate to explore the themes of desire, urgency, and relief associated with sexual urges and human intimacy. It draws parallels between the physical need to relieve oneself and the emotional and physical needs associated with sexual experiences.

          • sorenbarrett

            Thanks so much Friendship for the review and interpretation. I would say that sex and urination have little to do with emotion and more biology possibly bonding as a natural need. That is more from a man's point of view. Sorry about the early morning plumbing comments. Your comment is most appreciated.

            • Friendship

              You're very welcome, my friend. I'm wondering, are adult diapers now available for that reason? Your poem today was definitely a man thing.😅

            • Tristan Robert Lange

              Soren, this cracked me up…the whole comparison is wild and somehow makes perfect sense. You ride that rhythm of build and release with such comic timing. Fun write, my friend. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦‍⬛

              • sorenbarrett

                Thanks my friend for the review and comment. Your words are always valued

                • Tristan Robert Lange

                  You are most welcome, Soren. Loved the title, by the way. It drew my eye right away and you delivered on the rest! Again, well done!

                • Bella Shepard

                  I so glad to see the "Pee" get the respect it deserves. You have elevated its true significance, and I will never again take for granted the proximity of a bathroom when needed. Now, if you'll excuse me.....

                  • sorenbarrett

                    Thank you so much for the read and comment on such a controversial poem for us old folks I do appreciate your support and kind encouragement.

                  • Kevin Hulme

                    ' Theres nothing like the great relief when busting to go' as Confucius should have said.
                    And thats said for the other.
                    Funny Write.

                    • sorenbarrett

                      Thanks so much for the read Kevin your comment is most appreciated

                    • Adam Shirley (Rea)

                      Absolutely appreciate the way you've manage you entwine two human concepts as almost parallel. At a certain point they both blended so seamlessly you can take it out of context and have it be placed as either one. Brilliant write.

                      • sorenbarrett

                        Thank you Adam for the read and for the support and encouragement they are most important to me and deeply appreciated.

                      • Goldfinch60

                        Such true words soren, never ever pass a toilet at our age. LOL

                        Andy

                        • sorenbarrett

                          Thanks so much Andy I appreciate your support and encouragement

                        • Dustandlace

                          Sex for men is like taking a quick wizz, almost any toilet will do.
                          Sex for women is more like launching a rocket into space: the countdown feels long, the alignment has to be perfect, and only a rare few ever get to become astronauts.

                          very funny read and interesting to see the mans perspective.

                          • sorenbarrett

                            Thanks so much for the read and comment your words mean a great deal. Your analogies make a great deal of sense as well.



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