Putting down a holiday revolt is an orange haired dolt
Christmas a foreign tale, deemed unamerican it is necessary to curtail
Jesus not born on US soil, a suspected terrorist his sedition we must spoil
Imports to control, place tariffs on children's toys from the North Pole
Santa denied a visa is detained, awaiting deportation in chains retained
Due to global warming, a slice of ICE sent to the North Pole to chill the soul
Gathering up elves in twelves and Episcopalians, charging Santa with hiring illegal aliens
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Author:
sorenbarrett (
Offline) - Published: December 23rd, 2025 02:59
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Good write SB. You seen that fat beardy bloke around?!
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