With Friends Like Me.......

With friends like me......

....... who needs enemies?!

I'm a gloom and doom merchant

If ya depressed, just meet me

And you'll feel worse! lol.

Woof! says Fido

This is not even a poem, just an excuse for one!

Now what ya gonna tell us, he asks

Well, cheer up - you gloomy today?

It's OK - tomorrow could be worse!

I'm terribly pessimistic - 

When one door opens......

Another one slams in ya face!

Dunno why ya complain

About comedy shows on TV

Where are they? There ain't any on TV now

It's all 'so-called' comedy

And be sure to get to bed

Before those 'lovely' stand-up comedian shows!

Poem gets 'darker'.......

Suicide? Ooh, I dunno, it's bad for me health!

And will it hurt?

I'll play Russian Roulette with ya, with my rules

I only leave one gun chamber empty! heehee.

I would invite ya to tea and cake

But none of ya would turn up

I'm the worst 'friend' ever! LOL.

Woof! Mark this 18+ says Fido!