Flatulence

Doggerel Dave

You thought you’d heard it all with flannel;

Well as it turns out you are very wrong.

Equivalence is present – ring the bell;

Flatulence delivers nothing with a song.

  • Author: Doggerel Dave (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 22nd, 2026 23:26
  • Comment from author about the poem: And so it be: The two terms n the context I would use them, are perfectly equivalent. End of this topic? You can hope so….. (I should have left it alone – I intended to write a serious one on flatulence one day,,,)
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