HE WEARS A PLASTER
It’s widely known that Trump is dumb
he wears a plaster on his bum
and just in case there’s any doubt
it stops his brains from falling out!!
accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink yesterday.
I'm currently in hospital, waiting
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Not easy typing this - sitting in armchair with lap top on my - errrr - lap with Stanley asleep beside me trapping my left arm (photo is of Stanley by the way}.
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Funny but not too true to be hilarious, too funny to be real butt it is. Good one Michael
👍😊 Thabks Sorrenbarrett
You are most welcome
Awa cute baby boy. Enjoy your writing. Our world is crazy here.
It sure is a crazy world at the moment I'm afraid.
Michael, this made me laugh outright. It’s blunt, cheeky, and unapologetically silly…and that’s exactly why it works. The rhyme snaps shut like a punchline and doesn’t overstay its welcome. Sharp and effective satire. And...OMG...give Stanley a big hug for me. Totally adorable! 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Hes my close little buddy - mischievous like all dachshunds but so loving. - thanks for the kind comment.
You are most welcome, Michael!
Good write M. Fido says 'Woof! Hello Stanley!' lol.
Stanley 'Little Legs' Edwards says hellow
LOL I believe he also sleeps with a soother! In England we call them, the dummy. One of my new favourites from you!
He sleeps cuddled up alongside me - he's such a loving little fellow - wouldn't be without him.
I hope you are refering to Stanley and not Trump 🤣 Stanley is gorgeous 💜
Oh my no - not Trump !!!!! The very thought of it !!!
So true Michael!
Andy
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