HE WEARS A PLASTER

Michael Edwards

 

HE WEARS A PLASTER

 

It’s widely known that Trump is dumb

and in case there’s any doubt

he wears a plaster on his bum

to stop his brains from sliding out!!

accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink yesterday.

I'm currently in hospital, waiting

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 24th, 2026 04:35
  • Comment from author about the poem: Not easy typing this - sitting in armchair with lap yop on my - errrr - lap with Stanley asleep beside me trapping my left arm (photo is of Stanlet by the way}.
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