A HEALTH HAZARD
Oh such tribulations and trials
I’ve gone and swallowed some scrabble tiles
and much to everyone’s amusement
I'll probably suffer a vowel movement
and what I wonder will follow thereafter?
My trip to the loo could spell disaster.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: For friends overseas who don't know the word: loo (also known as bog, and khazi) is British slang for bathroom,/rest room .
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Comments1
Oh lol, good write M.
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