I once knew a guy called Farting Heck
who had a small head and a very long neck
he drank gallons of whiskey
became very frisky
so I introduced him to my naughty aunt Bet.
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Author:
Teddy.15 (
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- Comment from author about the poem: I bet we can have some fun, please do post your own. Limerick, it's never been my forte 🤣
- Category: Humor
- Views: 22
- Users favorite of this poem: sorenbarrett, Tristan Robert Lange, Thomas W Case
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Love limericks Teddy a most fun read my friend.
Oh I'm still crap, but I got a fart. 🤣 Thank you my dear sorrenbarret, feel free to leave one of your own. I can't wait until Michael visits this too. LoL 🌹
You are most welcome my friend
Now that brings up a scene and scent that absolutely caused my to laugh and cringe at the same time. Kind of like sneezing and coughing, which made it even funnier...a cleansing cycle of laughter. Loved it, Teddy! 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Hey I need a chuckle too, it's a hard life isn't it! Hey Tristan I cringed posting this one, but I'm so humbled it made you laugh 🤣 🌹
LOL! If it made you cringe, that means you know it's going to land. You are most welcome, my friend! This was not just a chuckle, but a great chuckle!
That is fantasic. lol....You are a funny one sweet Teddy.
You know truth be told I could have been much more badly behaved with this one Thomas lol , but I reined it in as I quite like the idea of the small head! 🤣 Thank you sweet poet. 🌹
I am sure he and Aunt bet got on famously. LOL
Andy
She then became Bet Heck lol and of course called him fart for short 🤣 thank you dear Aaaaaandy.... 💜
Just brilliant - you've cracked it - more please dear Teddy
Did you notice I was also posh with the H lol could have been Eck, some more from you dearest Edwards 🤣 isn\'t the world bloody miserable right now 🌹 ps I challenge you to make one about Mr Farting Heck too?
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