Nope, not that 'repeat' poem again
That I have to mark 18+
The one that goes 'FFFFFFFF' and not much else!
Nor a Silent Poem
With no words in it! heehee.
But I was never good at languages
I only learnt 'Au revoir' to say to KP - Goodbye!
Not 'A bientot' - see you soon!
But I never learnt 'Don't hurry back!' in French, to wish her well!
She don't know any French you see
And I took so long finding out
What 'Carpe Diem' meant
That by the time I found out it was night-time
And no day left to seize! Doh!
And why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Couldn't we call it 'abb' instead?!
And I'm still trying to get out of this burning building
Fire Doors notice says 'Keep doors closed at all times'
And I'm still trying to find out
Why they are prosecuting Bill Stickers and Bill Posters?
Why? What have they done?!
If these jokes get much cornier and older.... says Fido to me! lol.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Some nutty ramblings! lol.
- Category: Humor
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You made me smile again Orchi and that gets a fave.
Thank you SB. lol.
I just love your humor.🤣😂❤️
Thank you F. lol.
Well...I minded my language...but it didn't stop the dry glugging! Sorry, Orchi! It's all Ol' Tom's fault, as he thought he could out do P by glugging a pair of his songs. Sounded like a cross between a coyote in heat and a cat coughing up a hair ball caught in sandpaper. You can just imagine, right? 🤷♂️🙄🤣
Thank you T. lol. Oh no, are they singing now too?! That must be for the 1 minute spare they have each day, cos we know about the other 23h 59m. lol.
It’s all about the fun of it, really. I’m guessing Fido knows much about it 🕊️🙏🏻😜
Thank you A. Yes Fido is fluent in about 5 million languages. lol.
Poem finishes just when Fido is about to elucidate his position. Woz he about to recommend a good joke? If so can you get him to contact me - I'm after a funny story which may create the illusion that I'm lightening up a bit. Thanx
Thank you D. lol. I took up all the space with my very old and corny jokes. lol.
O come on - let the hound sniff around....
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia Orchi
Thank you Hippo, erm, Gold. lol.
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